Appreciation of cheese pizza comes with age.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s only a sometimes thing, I still love my monstrosity kitchen sink pizzas, but there’s something nice about the simplicity of a good cheese pizza. Seriously order one from your favorite pizza place and get a nice sour ale (preferably not a fruity one, one of the Flanders red or oud bruin styles if you can). No four+ cheese, that’s cheating! The greasy cheese cuts the sourness of the ale while the sourness helps cut the greasiness of the pizza, it balances amazingly well.

Uncluttered pizza, uncluttered mind.

EDIT: Depending on your pizza place, you may want to go 2x or 3x cheese, that’s also acceptable.

I’m not knocking it til I try it but something about the combination of sour and cheese makes me wary

Edit: ya nevermind, I like pineapple on pizza and that does have a tartness to it too

A cheese or margarita pizza is a great litmus test for a pizzeria. Anyone can pile toppings on sauced bread, but it takes skill, a well honed recipe and practice to make a simple pie sing.

Same here.

Trying out a new place? Always one margarita, maybe something else too.

You said it better than I was going to. I love toppings, but when I ate cheese there was something always great about a plain cheese pizza from a good pizza place.

The quality of the ingredients matter so much for a simple recipe at that point as well. Damn I want a margherita now.

It’s why I always go for vanilla the first time at an ice cream place.

Simplicity is the key to the best foods out there

The best pizza I ever had was a margherita at a random, small neighborhood shop in Rome.

Its simultaneously harder to fuck up at the same time.

If your cheese pizza sucks, all of your pizza is gonna suck.

It’s just easiest. I don’t like pepperoni, or bacon, or sausage. Don’t like olives or banana peppers or jalapeños. Mushrooms are disgusting. Cheese is just easiest to order from most pizza places.

There are things I like on pizza. If we go to a place like MOD, I’ll get chicken, spinach, roasted garlic, corn, broccoli, red onion, balsamic glaze, ricotta… my pizzas get pretty heavy there.

But at most pizza places, especially with other people, it’s just easy to get cheese.

I found myself wondering just how common this could be, then realized my favorite pizza is a cheese pizza, if not the version you’d think of first.

A super-thin spread of basil pesto topped with a smattering of feta and finished off with red pepper flakes is divine. On a thin crust it’s my absolute favorite. Simple, and the flavors shine.

In my limited experience, cheese pizza is for families with picky children.

Exactly this, I’d prefer getting some opinionated toppings on the occasions I get pizza. But unless I’m somewhere selling by the slice that just guarantees my kids won’t touch it.

“That looks disgusting!”

“How do you know if you haven’t tried it?”

“Just trust me, I don’t like it!”

It’s also great for parties. It’s inoffensive, anyone who’s good for pizza can default to it. It’s often the only meatless option ordered (though I prefer something with as many veggies as I can get)

As opposed to what? Plain bread with some tomato sauce and no cheese?

Well ya obviously, there’s only two pizzas in the world. Cheese or tomato bread. Everyone knows that.

Cheesitza and Tomatizza 🤭

I’ve always liked cheese pizza. It’s just that I was never able to order it before. My family would always get meat lovers or veggie pizza and I always had to pick everything off. Now that I’m all growed up I can order my own cheese pizza! I wish that was worth the tradeoff of being an adult but eh you’ve got to take what small victories life gives you.

Hand tossed, Light cheese. As a tomato sauce fanatic, nothing beats that thin cheese barrier. This only works with places that have outstanding gravy, though. And I typically pile the toppings on wood fired.

Often, too, I find too much cheese is rubbery and unenjoyable.

Typically the only time i order cheese pizza is if i am ordering for a large group, or if there are kids under 15 or so around.

I can’t afford toppings

You gotta wonder at the headspace of someone downvoting such a comment.

I came here to say the same thing. Cheese is the cheapest pizza. A lot of places have a one-topping deal now too.

What is cheese pizza? As opposed to… pizza with no cheese? Don’t pizzas usually have cheese?

Out of curiousity, where are you from?

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Bunch of pedophiles talking about CSAM

The things we mods are subjected to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_-HgRfGBY

Pizzagate? LOL

I assume they assumed that everyone here is a pedo using Cheese Pizza as code for Child Porn.

My question is, what does that say about the reporter?

Sometimes a cheese pizza is just a cheese pizza.

I was also surprised that some people don’t even know what a cheese pizza is

Tbf I also just know the euphemic term and quick Google search gives me “cheesy pizza” or quattro formaggi and images that appear to be mozzarella

what does that say about the reporter?

Certainly that they don’t enjoy CP (cheese pizza). 🙃

It was kind of the default in my family growing up. And the pizza there was new York style, thin crust.

Since then I’ve gotten more in the habit of toppings and only occasionally get a simple cheese. A really well made cheese pizza is thing of beauty, there is a certain quality you get from it that is lost when you as toppings. The thing is, though, it has to be just right, and lots of places that make a good pizza with toppings don’t know how to make a really good cheese pizza, so to be worth ordering one, it has to be from the right place, made on a good night. IMO its got to be a thin ny style crust with a really good sauce.

Does quattro formaggi count?

I would say so

You’re a vegetarian and at an event where pizza is ordered. If two pizzas show up: one is pepperoni or possibly “the works”, the other is cheese. The decision is already made for you.

If I’m ordering more than five pizzas then one of them is a blanco vegetarian. Still somewhat generic but at least it’s not just cheese every time i guess?

I’ll branch out every now and then, especially if I’m sharing the pie, but I’ve always preferred a cheese pizza.

On a side note, as a small kid, Home Alone normalized and made me not feel ashamed for being so “basic” in my plain-cheese tastes.

Also, vanilla icecream is the best.

I don’t only order cheese, but sometimes the mood is right. Always been that way, but that’s because all the the variations are pizza’s true strength.

I’ll also get pineapple (with pepperoni and jalapeno), sue me.