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zarkanian@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles

www.fastcompany.com/91619118/amazon-shopping-customer-profiles-about-you-page-shockingly-specific-how-to-see-view-your-profile
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glimse@glimse@lemmy.world
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I was expecting to be horrified but mine actually made me feel pretty good lol

I prefer Anker USB devices, I grow plants as a hobby, and I consistently maintain dog supplies!

The only thing it got wrong is it thinks I have kids. But I guess I only really use amazon to get stuff for my dog and my sister’s kids so that’s no surprise

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funkless_eck@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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has a cat, drinks coffee, plays guitar.

This is WAY off, I play bass.

⁨Oct⁩ ⁨8⁩, ⁨2026⁩, ⁨11:51⁩en
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glimse@glimse@lemmy.world
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But bass is the best kind of guitar!

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monkeyslikebananas2@monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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All that spying and they can’t even get that right, fucking useless.

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oce 🐆@oce@jlai.lu
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Shocking!

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chiliedogg@chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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“play”

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funkless_eck@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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You are correct. It is the only true work.

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chiliedogg@chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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I’m a drummer. We’re walking contradictions. Our specialty is precision timing, but none of us have ever arrived to rehearsal on time.

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