‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles

I was expecting to be horrified but mine actually made me feel pretty good lol

I prefer Anker USB devices, I grow plants as a hobby, and I consistently maintain dog supplies!

The only thing it got wrong is it thinks I have kids. But I guess I only really use amazon to get stuff for my dog and my sister’s kids so that’s no surprise

has a cat, drinks coffee, plays guitar.

This is WAY off, I play bass.