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‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles
www.fastcompany.com/91619118/amazon-shopping-customer-profiles-about-you-page-shockingly-specific-how-to-see-view-your-profile
Replying to @zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
I was expecting to be horrified but mine actually made me feel pretty good lol
I prefer Anker USB devices, I grow plants as a hobby, and I consistently maintain dog supplies!
The only thing it got wrong is it thinks I have kids. But I guess I only really use amazon to get stuff for my dog and my sister’s kids so that’s no surprise
Replying to @glimse@lemmy.world
has a cat, drinks coffee, plays guitar.
This is WAY off, I play bass.
Replying to @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
But bass is the best kind of guitar!
Replying to @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
All that spying and they can’t even get that right, fucking useless.
Replying to @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
Shocking!
Replying to @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
“play”
Replying to @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
You are correct. It is the only true work.
Replying to @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
I’m a drummer. We’re walking contradictions. Our specialty is precision timing, but none of us have ever arrived to rehearsal on time.
Replying to @glimse@lemmy.world
Mine thinks I keep impulsively buying stuff to maintain an organized workshop because I manage to keep an organized workshop, when the reality is it’s full of half-finished organization projects cluttering up the whole space.
Replying to @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
“Master Craftsman”