Replying to @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone
@yassie_j when teams asks ohw the call was & there's no option for "but I wish I hadn't been in that call"
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// manchester // europe // hired geek // aws // python // php // alopex lagopus // leftist furry // he/him
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You're trying your best, Steve...
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Replying to @BlackIkeEagle@mastodon.pirateparty.be
@BlackIkeEagle it's really opening things up to go "the AI did it" even if the hack was 100% manual
Replying to @schratze@todon.nl
The Fable WikiCrawlerThe Crawler, referred to by some as the Nightcrawler, is the true main antagonist of Fable III. He is first encountered after the Hero of Brightwall, Sir Walter Beck and Captain Ben Finn are shipwrecked on the coast of Aurora. While Walter and the Hero trying to figure out where they are, the Crawler begins to psychologically attack them. When he first attacks Walter, he leaves him blind until the Aurorans find him and help him. Walter never seems to fully recover from the attack and this...Replying to @4censord@unfug.social
@4censord 2026, when near abandoned personal websites, running forgotten on a server somewhere for $10/month have better uptime than websites from the richest companies in the world
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99.5% availability is fine, this isnt github, it doesnt always have to be 80%
Replying to @fribbledom@mastodon.social
@fribbledom curl this random shell script
you will not regret curl-executing this random shell script
Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
@SmudgeTheInsultCat there used to be hymns & movements about building heaven here on earth
Replying to @IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net
@IceWolf no, I just don't have enough unicode installed to display the second 2 characters :)
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dwarf jortress (it menaces with spikes of denim)
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Anthimos Ntagkas reminds us that everyday life is really the best entertainment
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2023/07/anthimos-ntagkas-street-photography/
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The public discussion on AI is still heated in 2026. What's your take?
Make your voice heard: Are you yes or no when it comes to AI?
If you choose, "Yes AI, but..." complete your thought in the comments.
Yes AI2%
No AI77%
Yes AI, but...19%
Replying to @robinhood@yiff.life
@robinhood prequel saga
The Stooge
Te Two Stooges ...
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AI coding tools are currently good at the first 80% of software development, which is putting bugs in. Not so great at the second 80%, which is taking them out again.
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software that you cannot control and causes bad shit to happen is (usually) called malware
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Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
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Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
@volpeon spyware removal programs used to be a perfectly normal thing to install
but these days, it'd probably break windows to run them
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Volpeon 
Spyware (a portmanteau for spying software) is any malware that aims to gather information about a person or organization and send it to another entity in a way that harms the user by violating their privacy, endangering their device's security, or other means.lmao this is really 90% of software now
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The short messages from aircraft (via ACARS) are all unencrypted.
That's right, they're sent in plane text.
Replying to @SuperMoosie@mastodon.au
@SuperMoosie @fesshole the average Nextdoor post - I saw people on my street, Existing.