Fesshole 🧻

Fell off my bike when I was a kid, going down a big hill, because I was looking at a bird and hit a lamppost. Told my mates it was a girl. It was a blackbird.

I have pertectly symmetrical balls, no low-hanger. I wish life had more opportunities to shamelessly point this out

I've started looking into whether it's possible to become a monk. I have no interest in any type of religion. I just want to be left alone in a quiet space for a long time.

I've discovered THE best hobby. Just pick a town, join all its local Facebook groups. Then drive there one night with a job lot of gnomes and drop them on a few doorsteps. Then sit back and watch the fireworks.

Have been told I have to use AI in everything I do at work so I'm being a facetious prick and asking it pointless shit like how to lift boxes because management is checking how many tokens we are burning.