patter

When you've not unlocked euro text in your shop's POS (sorry Germany)

all these "AI escapes & downloads confidential data" and it's still not regarded as malware?

productivity gains have proven to be the work equivalent of "just one more lane bro"

"just one more productivity, we'll be on 4 day week before the century is out"

hopefully getting a code merge approved at work by "boss isn't here this week, lol"

@tilton there's another channel I was going to post, guy who does occasional train sim & cities skylines kind of stuff, with a couple of cartoon raccoons interrupting him

the classic office discussion:

what are you working on?

nothing useful.

same.

oh lol, I bought a pair of vans in Rotterdam last summer & they're now spamming me in Dutch

searching for stroopwafel 'cos I've not seen them in supermarket for a while & part way down the results, past Daelman's website is Manchester Airport. DuckDuckGo thinking I'd casually fly to the Netherlands & fill my luggage with them.

@Mycroft nothing against OpenBSD & NetBSD, I've even run one before, but I have a perfectly working Linux system & thought I was way past my "exploring free operating systems" era

discussions in a telegram channel & all I can think is "A.I. Shipman, what's the worst that can happen?"

when you learn from AI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY

Scanning the beer aisles in Asda & some of these sound lush, but I'm not in a 7% mood

I know IPAs get strong but sometimes it's "calm down lads, I want a normal beer for a normal person"

@owashe and I don't get what the problem is that it's trying to solve

after being on 2 tickets in a row that were both absolutely shite & longer than estimated tickets, was good to get review confirmation that "yeah, they are both crap, it's not me being here without a clue"

Why are there 4 penguins in a chimney?

Oh, hang on, I get it

Boss: AI training?
Me: nah, I'm waiting for the market to crash