patter

@owashe I'm in tech & it still feels fishy to me

replacing a password I could use for a website at any time with "you better not lose your phone"

I've yet to see anything in passing about advantages, it's another "please use this now" instruction from a shitty industry

after being on 2 tickets in a row that were both absolutely shite & longer than estimated tickets, was good to get review confirmation that "yeah, they are both crap, it's not me being here without a clue"

@yassie_j it's too tempting to send them a letter that only says "[unable to decrypt message]"

@yassie_j a bit of non-profitable land, as a treat

Children also deserve privacy, being able to play without adults watching

Why are there 4 penguins in a chimney?

Oh, hang on, I get it

@uvok classic, gimme those word 2000 vibes

@cwebber it's amazing we can make them more unprofitable by using them

@IceWolf @tilton Full Metal Alchemist anime, can't remember if that one's off the original (done before the manga finished) or Brotherhood, which is the full manga plot

Boss: AI training?
Me: nah, I'm waiting for the market to crash

@mynameistillian while I'm out here wanting "accept this humorous typo, but don't learn it"

@schratze I have a longstanding technical gripe with confluence - you can paste markdown in to make a document, but you can't get the same markdown back to fix it

@avon_deer practicing for the yachts

@yassie_j @foone Hill hill hill hill hill

@crozilla cold war superpower gets into a war with a much smaller country, loses

world be more funny if it didn't keep happening