[Video of a tiny, fluffy black kitten sitting on a bed while looking around.]
Now somebody
Anybody
Everybody
SCREAM
[Video cuts to the little void kitty cat meowing as loud as it can (which isn't very) while on the floor.]
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Tiny kitten snuggles 
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Super cute video of a tiny kitty cat curling and snuggling up next to someone's neck and long hair to enjoy the warmth.GIF
Become the thing in forest that cops are afraid to investigate...
Video of two cops walking towards the forest at night while using flashlights, only to scrabble away in fear when some distance spooky screaming scares the mess out of them. What's the 10-4 code for NOPE?
Behold, my legion!
#Caturday
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Video of someone opening the door to a large cat play center. There are close to 100 kitties all across the room, staring back with their reflective eye balls. The contents of the room are pretty neat, too: scratching posts, cat beds, exercise wheels, wall climbers, etc.GIF
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of an unfortunate cat that jumped into a box of small styrofoam balls. The owner is holding the cat, and the kitty covered from head to toe in these white static electric minions.
I have watched this so many times since @Dio9sys shared the link, and I've laughed each time... 🦌
squeeeeeeeeeaaaAAAAAARGHHH!
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=gAVt1iRpvic
Video of a sika deer (Cervus nippon), also known as the Northern spotted deer or the Japanese deer, walking up to some people filming it and then making a really high pitched noise. After a bit, it continues making the noise raises its head and screams. The rest of the video is the people filming just cracking up.
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Marcille, the half elf, from Dungeon Meshi holding a cat shaped Izutsumi, normally a catgirl, like assault rifle.
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Don't mess with me. I'm packing heat...
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Phoro of a lady sitting on a train with a kitten in her trenchcoat while giving the photographer the side eye.
Some people have two wolves inside them... I have these two
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Screenshot of an adoption page for cats. Their names are Felony and Misdemeanor. Domestic Short Hair & Tabby Mix • Manchester, NH
Can't believe it's only Wednesday...
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Drawing of an expressionless catgirl in a dress sitting in an office chair while holding her hands. She slowly sliding off until the chair wheels away leaving her laying flat and straight on the floor.
Woke up and chose >:3
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Illustration of someone looking from a fork in the road where one path leads to a bright and sunny castle labelled :3 and the other leads to a dark and stormy castle labelled >:3
ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Quake screenshot but title Quack. Enemies are birds and your weapon... bread.