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![Three panel comic by stealingpotatoes of Lady Normalgirl and her Eunuch (black cat)
[Lady Normalgirl (crying)]: Ah, dear Eunuch, the state of the world seemeth rather terrible.
[Kitty (Eunuch)]: Ah yes, but in tough times, there is one thing thou must always remember:
I am a fluffy baby
[Lady Normalgirl]: Ough thou art a fluffy baby indeed!!](https://staging3.plamenu.com/media/1170926212256244165038554635d4f817d5adc9cbdc6bb7e9.avif)
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Im really stupid. I kissed my cat with lipstick on. I washed her with cat shampoo but it didnt work. Any other Solution? Should I try coconut oil?
[Photo of a sleepy white cat with pink lipstick marks on her head]](https://staging3.plamenu.com/media/117076494458812014e6c50cf195e3677a9ed930947273eb24.avif)
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With RAM, storage, and soon, motherboards being unaffordable, it's time to dust off some older hardware!
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What are you looking at, landlubber?
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Ta-da! 🪄🍰
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NFC (near-feline communication)
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mew 💤
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IDK who needs to hear this, but...
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Being a product tester is a tough job 
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O fox of the straw pile
tell me your wisdom
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You may kiss the paw... if you dare.
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Behold, my legion!
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