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Three panel comic by stealingpotatoes of Lady Normalgirl and her Eunuch (black cat)

[Lady Normalgirl (crying)]: Ah, dear Eunuch, the state of the world seemeth rather terrible.

[Kitty (Eunuch)]: Ah yes, but in tough times, there is one thing thou must always remember:

I am a fluffy baby

[Lady Normalgirl]: Ough thou art a fluffy baby indeed!!

plushara 13d

Im really stupid. I kissed my cat with lipstick on. I washed her with cat shampoo but it didnt work. Any other Solution? Should I try coconut oil?

[Photo of a sleepy white cat with pink lipstick marks on her head]

Video of someone with an dusty computer with open chassis sitting on the ground outside. They crank up a leaf blower to dust it off, and OH BOY, does dust come flying out. The more they blow, the bigger the dust cloud gets.

Video of a black cat sitting on a table inside of a boat cabin and swaying naturally to the waves while looking at the human who is filming them. The void silently meows, and the sea-kitty wonders why they're not being pet and/or fed.

Three section comic by SugarCoffeeCats of a cat magician. First panel shows a white cat with a bow on its tail holding a top hat near a table with a slice of pink cake on it while saying, "Watch me make this cake disappear!"
Second panel shows the white cat putting the hat over the slice of cake while the owner of the cake, a brown cat, sits nearby.
Last panel shows the white cat running away with the cake in the hat while being cased by the brown cake.

Video of someone paying for something at a bodega with their phone, but a tabby cat happens to using the payment terminal as a pillow. They pay anyway by putting their phone close to to kitty. This makes the cat's ear twitch and they hug their face with their paws, but does not wake them up.

Video of an orange kitten being cradled with one hand like a tiny, sleeping baby. The little kitty wakes up and meows a few time at the person holding them before passing out again just seconds later.

Video of a fluffy kitten rubbing its head against the face of a smiling someone with blue & teal hair. The kitty then approaches the person filming and meows loudly for attention (which makes the first person lose it while laughing)

Two photos of an orange & white cat who, in their not so well thought out curiosity, decided to see what the bar of soap in the bathtub tasted like. The first photo shows them chomping the soap, while the second one shows them regretting their actions with ears back and mouth open.

Red fox laying down on some straw, looking up at the camera, and then going "aaaaah" to the viewer

Photo of a cat laying on a bed with one front paw dramaticly stretched forward, claws out. The other paw rests on the middle of the extend one, almost like the kitty is crossing its arms some, and both are blurry slightly since the camera focus is on the pretty kitty's face.

Video of someone opening the door to a large cat play center. There are close to 100 kitties all across the room, staring back with their reflective eye balls. The contents of the room are pretty neat, too: scratching posts, cat beds, exercise wheels, wall climbers, etc.