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The original image of all the meme based variants showing an older man looking at a dripping sink in consolidation with his orange cat who is fascinated by the dripping.
The original image of all the meme based variants showing an older man looking at a dripping sink in consolidation with his orange cat who is fascinated by the dripping.
Extreme zoom in photo of a Pallas's cat starring at the viewer. The beautiful (and grumpy looking cat) has yellow-green eyes, gorgeous white/black/brown fur markings, and cute orange-brown cat nose. (Watch out they bite!)
Extreme zoom in photo of a Pallas's cat starring at the viewer. The beautiful (and grumpy looking cat) has yellow-green eyes, gorgeous white/black/brown fur markings, and cute orange-brown cat nose. (Watch out they bite!)
Photo of a zoo worker holding a very small Pallas's cat that was born in Helsinki Zoo
Photo of a zoo worker holding a very small Pallas's cat that was born in Helsinki Zoo
Photo of a zoo worker holding a very small Pallas's cat that was born in Helsinki Zoo. The kitten is sporting a tiny manul blep
Photo of a zoo worker holding a very small Pallas's cat that was born in Helsinki Zoo. The kitten is sporting a tiny manul blep
Photo of a zoo worker holding a very small Pallas's cat that was born in Helsinki Zoo
Photo of a zoo worker holding a very small Pallas's cat that was born in Helsinki Zoo
Photo of an orange cat with its eyes closed over a mountainous landscape with its face superimposed in the background in the style of an 80s mall photo portrait. ❝ sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see ❞
Photo of an orange cat with its eyes closed over a mountainous landscape with its face superimposed in the background in the style of an 80s mall photo portrait. ❝ sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see ❞
3d animation by artistoids of blocks filling in a forever shrinking hole with one unfortunate cube never closing the distance as it keeps getting smaller all well. Almost there little buddy. Almost there.
GIF3d animation by artistoids of blocks filling in a forever shrinking hole with one unfortunate cube never closing the distance as it keeps getting smaller all well. Almost there little buddy. Almost there.
Photo of a tabby kitten hanging on a gun rack next to some other guns above a photo of someone holding a tabby cat like a rifle.
Photo of a tabby kitten hanging on a gun rack next to some other guns above a photo of someone holding a tabby cat like a rifle.
The video features a white duck with a bright orange beak, held in a person's hand. The duck appears calm and content, while the duck quack a little tune. One that sounds awfully familiar to... wait a minute, this is a Rick Roll, isn't it? (Never Gonna Give You Up)
VideoThe video features a white duck with a bright orange beak, held in a person's hand. The duck appears calm and content, while the duck quack a little tune. One that sounds awfully familiar to... wait a minute, this is a Rick Roll, isn't it? (Never Gonna Give You Up)
Animated Teams logo with fire underneath it.
GIFAnimated Teams logo with fire underneath it.
Video of a parrot sitting on top of a door. Thr parrot says, "You are a bird" then the clip zooms in on the bird's face it points a human finger at the camera
VideoVideo of a parrot sitting on top of a door. Thr parrot says, "You are a bird" then the clip zooms in on the bird's face it points a human finger at the camera
Photo of a Native American (labeled "shitposter") sitting in the desert at sunset (labeled "the scorched waste land of reality") who is sprinkling stars in a blue hole with galaxies, stars, and planets in it (labeled "the timeline")
Photo of a Native American (labeled "shitposter") sitting in the desert at sunset (labeled "the scorched waste land of reality") who is sprinkling stars in a blue hole with galaxies, stars, and planets in it (labeled "the timeline")
photo of a pregnancy test showing two stripes for pregnant and one stripe for not pregnant, except in the testing area is a check engine light instead of lines.
photo of a pregnancy test showing two stripes for pregnant and one stripe for not pregnant, except in the testing area is a check engine light instead of lines.
Video of someone measuring their tabby cats head then 3d printing different hats with ear holes for the kitty to wear like a orange traffic cone, a yellow hardhat, and a firefighter hat. You see the kitty licking their lips a lot, so you know plenty of tasty bribery was involved for the video shoot.
GIFVideo of someone measuring their tabby cats head then 3d printing different hats with ear holes for the kitty to wear like a orange traffic cone, a yellow hardhat, and a firefighter hat. You see the kitty licking their lips a lot, so you know plenty of tasty bribery was involved for the video shoot.
Video of an orange cat laying down and grooming itself on the table next to a fish aquarium with an open lid. The tip of his tail plops in the water a few times and flings water at the kitty, much to his confusion. *Grooming intensifies*
GIFVideo of an orange cat laying down and grooming itself on the table next to a fish aquarium with an open lid. The tip of his tail plops in the water a few times and flings water at the kitty, much to his confusion. *Grooming intensifies*
James May talks about cheese clip, except it's now a block of cheese with arms banging a block of "James May" on the cutting board
VideoJames May talks about cheese clip, except it's now a block of cheese with arms banging a block of "James May" on the cutting board
My sister's cat lost her upper canine teeth and this is her permanent face now. Photo of a cat sitting on a couch while sporting a resting WHELP face
My sister's cat lost her upper canine teeth and this is her permanent face now. Photo of a cat sitting on a couch while sporting a resting WHELP face
Photo of a cursed math equation with a red arrow pointing to × like it's the letter x Einstein: E = mc² Pythagoras: a² + b² = c² Therefore: E = m × (a² + b²)
Photo of a cursed math equation with a red arrow pointing to × like it's the letter x Einstein: E = mc² Pythagoras: a² + b² = c² Therefore: E = m × (a² + b²)
Illustration by mattaku mousuke of someone crouching and holding a stretched out orange cat upsidedown like a rifle.
Illustration by mattaku mousuke of someone crouching and holding a stretched out orange cat upsidedown like a rifle.
Photo of a small kitten with an evil smirk
Photo of a small kitten with an evil smirk
Video of a tabby kitty getting the zoomies while on their cat condo in the corners. They meow a bunch while excitedly moving their head around, reach up in the corner and meow, then finally zoom off to do cat zoomie stuff
VideoVideo of a tabby kitty getting the zoomies while on their cat condo in the corners. They meow a bunch while excitedly moving their head around, reach up in the corner and meow, then finally zoom off to do cat zoomie stuff
Space Marine from Warhammer 40k playing the epic sax song while dancing & riding on top of a flamer tank which is firing and shooting a flamethrower in battle
VideoSpace Marine from Warhammer 40k playing the epic sax song while dancing & riding on top of a flamer tank which is firing and shooting a flamethrower in battle