— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of an orange cat with its eyes closed over a mountainous landscape with its face superimposed in the background in the style of an 80s mall photo portrait.
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sometimes when I close
my eyes I can't see
❞
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)
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— Open image attachment 1 of 1The job application process 
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 13d animation by artistoids of blocks filling in a forever shrinking hole with one unfortunate cube never closing the distance as it keeps getting smaller all well. Almost there little buddy. Almost there.GIF
Armed and danger(ously cute)
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a tabby kitten hanging on a gun rack next to some other guns above a photo of someone holding a tabby cat like a rifle.
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
The video features a white duck with a bright orange beak, held in a person's hand. The duck appears calm and content, while the duck quack a little tune. One that sounds awfully familiar to... wait a minute, this is a Rick Roll, isn't it?
(Never Gonna Give You Up)
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Animated Teams logo with fire underneath it.GIF
Video of a parrot sitting on top of a door. Thr parrot says, "You are a bird" then the clip zooms in on the bird's face it points a human finger at the camera
Social media without shitposters and furries is a dead ecosystem.
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a Native American (labeled "shitposter") sitting in the desert at sunset (labeled "the scorched waste land of reality") who is sprinkling stars in a blue hole with galaxies, stars, and planets in it (labeled "the timeline")
— Open image attachment 1 of 1photo of a pregnancy test showing two stripes for pregnant and one stripe for not pregnant, except in the testing area is a check engine light instead of lines.
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Slop-free FOSS 🖑️ (2026-10-02) #2
Full list as of 2026-10-02
@9front
@admin Wafrn
@AerynOS
@AsahiLinux
@bridgetown
@BusKillin
@cartero
@chimera_linux
@clojure
@Codeberg
@couchdb
@creativecommons
@dillo
@elementary
@fastbuild
@Feditext
@ff3
@fireflyzero
@florisboard
@forgejo
@FreeTube
@gentoo
@GIMP
@gnome
@gnuhealth
@guix
@haiku
@healthchecks_io
@inkscape
@kde
@konform
@Krita
@libretube
@manyfold
@musl
@naev
@netbsd
@nura
@OBSProject
@openjdk
@openttd
@pixelfed
@PixelPerfectEngine
@pouchdb
@PowerDNS
@Principia
@PrismLauncher
@redox
@rosariosis
@servo
@teamtype
@tenacity
@Tuba
@Tusky
@veloren
@vulpinelabs
I have a great need for a 3D printer now.
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Video of someone measuring their tabby cats head then 3d printing different hats with ear holes for the kitty to wear like a orange traffic cone, a yellow hardhat, and a firefighter hat. You see the kitty licking their lips a lot, so you know plenty of tasty bribery was involved for the video shoot.GIF
Our AI agent* will destroy the world**!
* my tail
** get my fur wet
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Video of an orange cat laying down and grooming itself on the table next to a fish aquarium with an open lid. The tip of his tail plops in the water a few times and flings water at the kitty, much to his confusion.
*Grooming intensifies*GIF
CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad 
bark
— Open image attachment 1 of 1My sister's cat lost her upper canine teeth and this is her permanent face now.
Photo of a cat sitting on a couch while sporting a resting WHELP face
Aw beans!! I'm behind on my daily cat quota 
Slop-free FOSS 🖑️
FOSS apps, projects, and services with accounts on the Fediverse that do NOT use AI, LLMs, Claude, vibe coding, etc.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchangeI should make a list of FOSS apps, projects, and services that have Fediverse accounts and don't code with AI, then strike them from the list with a big ELIMINATED notice if they do start drinking the slop kool-aid.
EDIT: Made one https://fedidevs.com/s/MTA2OA/
Honorary mentions
https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117341552145650963
I should make a list of FOSS apps, projects, and services that have Fediverse accounts and don't code with AI, then strike them from the list with a big ELIMINATED notice if they do start drinking the slop kool-aid.
EDIT: Made one https://fedidevs.com/s/MTA2OA/
Honorary mentions
https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117341552145650963
Who wants to join my SEX* cult?
*Sleeping Everyday eXcessively
Me: How much to buy a singing ensemble?
Director: You mean a choir?
Me: Fine, how much to ACQUIRE a singing ensemble?
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*mew mew mew*
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Illustration by mattaku mousuke of someone crouching and holding a stretched out orange cat upsidedown like a rifle.