My favorite instrument
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a black cat loafing inside of an open violin case. If not for kitty, then why kitty sized?
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— Open image attachment 1 of 1Verily
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![Three panel comic by stealingpotatoes of Lady Normalgirl and her Eunuch (black cat)
[Lady Normalgirl (crying)]: Ah, dear Eunuch, the state of the world seemeth rather terrible.
[Kitty (Eunuch)]: Ah yes, but in tough times, there is one thing thou must always remember:
I am a fluffy baby
[Lady Normalgirl]: Ough thou art a fluffy baby indeed!!](https://staging3.plamenu.com/media/117092621225624416f116b622963135259205254a6c33d436.avif)
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Three panel comic by stealingpotatoes of Lady Normalgirl and her Eunuch (black cat)
[Lady Normalgirl (crying)]: Ah, dear Eunuch, the state of the world seemeth rather terrible.
[Kitty (Eunuch)]: Ah yes, but in tough times, there is one thing thou must always remember:
I am a fluffy baby
[Lady Normalgirl]: Ough thou art a fluffy baby indeed!!
Mama cat carrying her baby
— Open image attachment 1 of 1A photo of a mama cat carrying her kitten in her mouth as she walks above a similar photo of a large CAT wheel loader carrying a small skid loader like it's a baby.
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Im really stupid. I kissed my cat with lipstick on. I washed her with cat shampoo but it didnt work. Any other Solution? Should I try coconut oil?
[Photo of a sleepy white cat with pink lipstick marks on her head]](https://staging3.plamenu.com/media/11707649445881201470a387c020a2c86da25e2e2635eb1ba4.avif)
— Open image attachment 1 of 1plushara 13d
Im really stupid. I kissed my cat with lipstick on. I washed her with cat shampoo but it didnt work. Any other Solution? Should I try coconut oil?
[Photo of a sleepy white cat with pink lipstick marks on her head]
With RAM, storage, and soon, motherboards being unaffordable, it's time to dust off some older hardware!
Video of someone with an dusty computer with open chassis sitting on the ground outside. They crank up a leaf blower to dust it off, and OH BOY, does dust come flying out. The more they blow, the bigger the dust cloud gets.
— Open image attachment 1 of 1When you thought the soap dispenser in the vet's office was your auto-feeder.
Four time lapse photos of an orange cat walking up to a automatic soap dispenser, getting squirt on the head, looking confused, and finally walking away nonchalantly with a pile of foamy soap as a hat. (Braincell not included)
What are you looking at, landlubber?
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Video of a black cat sitting on a table inside of a boat cabin and swaying naturally to the waves while looking at the human who is filming them. The void silently meows, and the sea-kitty wonders why they're not being pet and/or fed.GIF
Ta-da! 🪄🍰
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— Open image attachment 1 of 1Three section comic by SugarCoffeeCats of a cat magician. First panel shows a white cat with a bow on its tail holding a top hat near a table with a slice of pink cake on it while saying, "Watch me make this cake disappear!"
Second panel shows the white cat putting the hat over the slice of cake while the owner of the cake, a brown cat, sits nearby.
Last panel shows the white cat running away with the cake in the hat while being cased by the brown cake.
NFC (near-feline communication)
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Video of someone paying for something at a bodega with their phone, but a tabby cat happens to using the payment terminal as a pillow. They pay anyway by putting their phone close to to kitty. This makes the cat's ear twitch and they hug their face with their paws, but does not wake them up.GIF
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@volpeon Hi hungry, I'm Cat! 
mew 💤
Video of an orange kitten being cradled with one hand like a tiny, sleeping baby. The little kitty wakes up and meows a few time at the person holding them before passing out again just seconds later.
IDK who needs to hear this, but...
Video of a fluffy kitten rubbing its head against the face of a smiling someone with blue & teal hair. The kitty then approaches the person filming and meows loudly for attention (which makes the first person lose it while laughing)
Being a product tester is a tough job 
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Two photos of an orange & white cat who, in their not so well thought out curiosity, decided to see what the bar of soap in the bathtub tasted like. The first photo shows them chomping the soap, while the second one shows them regretting their actions with ears back and mouth open.
Void shipment arrived! 
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a black cat peaking out of a hole from the corner of a narrow USPS priority mail postage box that is standing on its side.
O fox of the straw pile
tell me your wisdom
Red fox laying down on some straw, looking up at the camera, and then going "aaaaah" to the viewer
Beware of the Guardian Loafs
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of two cats, one tabby and one black, curled up like a loaf of bread while laying on the carpet by some stairs going down. The cats, facing towards each other, invoke the scene from The Neverending Story with those yellow statues that shoot lasers at anyone unworthy. Run Atrayu!!
Pakidge :3
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of an orange cat in a long rectangular box, the exact size of the kitty all stretched out.
Soon my army will be ready!
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a fluffy cat laying on its side by a window. On the floor next to the chunky kitty are nine cat-shaped hair wads made from the brushed off fuzz. The cloning process was a success!
Live your life with all the shame a cat has*
*none
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a cat that completely destroyed some blinds and is laying in them like it's a hammock. The little chaos gremlin has zero shame and guilt is incomprehensible to them.
You may kiss the paw... if you dare.
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a cat laying on a bed with one front paw dramaticly stretched forward, claws out. The other paw rests on the middle of the extend one, almost like the kitty is crossing its arms some, and both are blurry slightly since the camera focus is on the pretty kitty's face.