Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange · Joined ⁨Nov⁩ ⁨2022⁩

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Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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2025-09-18T08:13:42Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨13⁩mo

Replying to @⁨Erpel@hai.z0ne.social⁩

@Erpel

2025-08-06T19:57:27Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨14⁩mo

Replying to @⁨volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip⁩

Ma! @volpeon is sneaking around again!

2025-08-02T04:53:03Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨14⁩mo

Mistakes were made. 😬

Photo of someone in a bathtub with a wet cat that's trying to climb over there shoulder to escape. The human's mouth is open like he's screaming in pain at the discovery that cats claws are not just for show.

2025-07-25T07:55:05Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨14⁩mo

Replying to @⁨ownlife@mastodon.social⁩

@ownlife snek

Photo of a cat laying in the straight line making it look like it has no arms and legs, like a snake.

2025-07-03T19:41:02Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨15⁩mo

"Stop that kitty!"

Kitty: *does it faster*

2025-05-16T10:48:13Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨17⁩mo

2025-05-01T17:37:48Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨17⁩mo

Tiny kitten snuggles

Super cute video of a tiny kitty cat curling and snuggling up next to someone's neck and long hair to enjoy the warmth.

2025-01-29T23:36:13Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨20⁩mo

Become the thing in forest that cops are afraid to investigate...

2024-12-14T10:38:09Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨22⁩mo

Behold, my legion!
#Caturday

Video of someone opening the door to a large cat play center. There are close to 100 kitties all across the room, staring back with their reflective eye balls. The contents of the room are pretty neat, too: scratching posts, cat beds, exercise wheels, wall climbers, etc.

2024-12-11T19:10:44Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨22⁩mo

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Photo of an unfortunate cat that jumped into a box of small styrofoam balls. The owner is holding the cat, and the kitty covered from head to toe in these white static electric minions.

2024-11-05T03:53:54Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨23⁩mo

I have watched this so many times since @Dio9sys shared the link, and I've laughed each time... 🦌

squeeeeeeeeeaaaAAAAAARGHHH!
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=gAVt1iRpvic

2024-11-05T03:29:15Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨23⁩mo

Replying to @⁨catsalad@infosec.exchange⁩

Marcille, the half elf, from Dungeon Meshi holding a cat shaped Izutsumi, normally a catgirl, like assault rifle.

2024-11-05T03:14:02Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨23⁩mo

Replying to @⁨catsalad@infosec.exchange⁩

Don't mess with me. I'm packing heat...

Phoro of a lady sitting on a train with a kitten in her trenchcoat while giving the photographer the side eye.

2024-11-05T02:09:38Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨23⁩mo

Some people have two wolves inside them... I have these two

Screenshot of an adoption page for cats. Their names are Felony and Misdemeanor. Domestic Short Hair & Tabby Mix • Manchester, NH

2024-08-22T11:42:23Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨26⁩mo

Can't believe it's only Wednesday...

Drawing of an expressionless catgirl in a dress sitting in an office chair while holding her hands. She slowly sliding off until the chair wheels away leaving her laying flat and straight on the floor.

2024-05-06T09:41:00Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨29⁩mo

Woke up and chose >:3

Illustration of someone looking from a fork in the road where one path leads to a bright and sunny castle labelled :3 and the other leads to a dark and stormy castle labelled >:3

2023-01-12T13:12:09Z

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

⁨45⁩mo

ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜

#CatSalad