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@dalias Only if you remember. I know I joined once before 2022, but never used it 🤷♀️
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Replying to @frobozz@tty0.social
@frobozz @thestrangelet Holy shit!!! I am so jealous
Replying to @LateNite@sfba.social
@LateNite Fake news, 2022 didn't exist!
Replying to @frobozz@tty0.social
@frobozz @thestrangelet Hey that was a good water when you've been jumping on a trampoline all day!
Replying to @agturcz@circumstances.run
Space Marine from Warhammer 40k playing the epic sax song while dancing & riding on top of a flamer tank which is firing and shooting a flamethrower in battle
Replying to @OctaviaConAmore@cutie.city
@OctaviaConAmore First, the avocado toast industry and now entire year? You monsters! 😭
Replying to @Transbian_Arsonists@catwithaclari.net
@Transbian_Arsonists They never had to use AI, seems pretty great to me!
Replying to @ButchH11@twit.social
@ButchH11 Proof it! Show me a picture of a cat. :3
Replying to @sackofbones@kolektiva.social
@sackofbones Some people haven't joined yet, so I did want to exclude them. 
Replying to @eryops@dice.camp
@eryops Who said that?! >_>
Must have been the wind...
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
For the people that are complaining about this "2022" year you claim exists:
What generation are you?
Greatest generation8%
Silent generation4%
Boomer generation15%
Millennial49%
Gen Z20%
Gen Alpha2%
Replying to @tk@f.kawa-kun.com
@tk Oh wow, that was even before Fediverse redstone came out!
Replying to @azonenberg@ioc.exchange
@azonenberg So you admit there was no 2022!
Replying to @pharmafemboy@estradiol.city
@pharmafemboy Sorry, that year didn't exist 🤷♀️
When did you ORIGINALLY join Mastodon and/or the Fediverse?
Pre-COVID42%
20203%
202110%
202321%
20246%
20256%
20265%
20273%
Replying to @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange
@FritzAdalis @sasutina13 @scottwilson @LilahTovMoon reticulated butthole
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a partially ripped sign on a counter in a back office that reads:
No drinks back here
unless they have a
screw on top.
Thank
Management
Next to the sign is a styrofoam cup with a metal screw resting on the plastic lid
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Every sign has a story
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a sign that reads:
PLEASE
Do Not
Lick The Walls
The Regional Health Department advises that it is unsanitary and may pose a health risk to lick unwashed walls.
This practice must discontinue ASAP
Thank you for your co-operation.