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— Open image attachment 1 of 1Illustration by mattaku mousuke of someone crouching and holding a stretched out orange cat upsidedown like a rifle.
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— Open image attachment 1 of 1Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
I feel like I may have forgotten something... 
Nine Inch Nails Lyric Bot@ninlyricbot@mastodon.socialI don't need anything at all
My voice just echoes off these walls
Video of a tabby kitty getting the zoomies while on their cat condo in the corners. They meow a bunch while excitedly moving their head around, reach up in the corner and meow, then finally zoom off to do cat zoomie stuff
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For the people that are complaining about this "2022" year you claim exists:
What generation are you?
Greatest generation8%
Silent generation4%
Boomer generation15%
Millennial49%
Gen Z20%
Gen Alpha2%
When did you ORIGINALLY join Mastodon and/or the Fediverse?
Pre-COVID42%
20203%
202110%
202321%
20246%
20256%
20265%
20273%
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a partially ripped sign on a counter in a back office that reads:
No drinks back here
unless they have a
screw on top.
Thank
Management
Next to the sign is a styrofoam cup with a metal screw resting on the plastic lid
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Every sign has a story
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a sign that reads:
PLEASE
Do Not
Lick The Walls
The Regional Health Department advises that it is unsanitary and may pose a health risk to lick unwashed walls.
This practice must discontinue ASAP
Thank you for your co-operation.
Will do
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a sign on a bathroom door thar reads:
TOILET ARE
UNAVAILABLE
PLEASE USE
CUSTOMERS
FOR NOW
THANK YOU
This must feel so good when you're a cat
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Two panel drawing of a cat stretching their lower back to the extreme, then stretching forward while sticking their leg out and stretching their toes.
This is a very accurate representation of a post-nap stretch.
Artist unknown
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Two photos of a couple of orange cats resting on a couch while the left kitty is using the right on as a pillow. Top imahe shows the left cat, labeled "another one", yawning with its mouth open next to the right cat, labeled "the dust". Bottom photo shows the left kitty now resting on the other (but as if they just chomped them), and now the right kitty is yawning (but as if yelled from being bite)
Joke spoiler: another one bites the dust
— Open image attachment 1 of 1My masterpiece of a drawing of an orange cat loafing (exxept I used emoji 👁️ for eyes) with
NEVER
SLOP
above the kitty (with the P being below the O because I ran out of space)
Do you remember?
Oh no Jiji! What happened?!
... Oh, your paw got wet 😑
Video from jijibellsdrama of their cat, Jiji, limping while hopping with one paw in the air like that are injured. She is not. She's just being a drama queen because her paws is wet.
Like it or not, meow meow meow!
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a tabby cat, basking in the sun with its eyes barely open and tongue sticking out.
Felt cute, might delete later
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Extreme close-up photo by Mary-Mariah of her cat laying on bed with her legs & high-heel, black boots in the air (making it look like it's the kitty's human legs). The tabby is smiling with its vampire teeth and does indeed look cute (like all cats!)
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of an orange cat munching on a corn on the cob with the caption:
You're afraid to be corny
but I was born on the cob
If the purpose of a hands are what they do — to serve cats :3
Watch out for those FLUFF cameras!
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Photo of a security camera mounted high up on a wall next to a hole with a cat head peaking out of it. Security kitty hard at work.
:3
— Open image attachment 1 of 1Pixel drawing of a cat girl sitting and looking to the side.
"use your words" fine.
meow meow meow
/noclip
— Open animated image attachment 1 of 1Video of a cat laying down at the back of a table next to a wall with only half of its body visible. The camera pans down to underneath the table and shows the rest of the kitty's body and 3 legs just dangling. The cat doesn't mind laying like this and is quite comfy... somehowGIF