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Photo of a partially ripped sign on a counter in a back office that reads: No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management Next to the sign is a styrofoam cup with a metal screw resting on the plastic lid
Photo of a partially ripped sign on a counter in a back office that reads: No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management Next to the sign is a styrofoam cup with a metal screw resting on the plastic lid
Photo of a sign that reads: PLEASE Do Not Lick The Walls The Regional Health Department advises that it is unsanitary and may pose a health risk to lick unwashed walls. This practice must discontinue ASAP Thank you for your co-operation.
Photo of a sign that reads: PLEASE Do Not Lick The Walls The Regional Health Department advises that it is unsanitary and may pose a health risk to lick unwashed walls. This practice must discontinue ASAP Thank you for your co-operation.
Photo of a sign on a bathroom door thar reads: TOILET ARE UNAVAILABLE PLEASE USE CUSTOMERS FOR NOW THANK YOU
Photo of a sign on a bathroom door thar reads: TOILET ARE UNAVAILABLE PLEASE USE CUSTOMERS FOR NOW THANK YOU
Two panel drawing of a cat stretching their lower back to the extreme, then stretching forward while sticking their leg out and stretching their toes. This is a very accurate representation of a post-nap stretch. Artist unknown
Two panel drawing of a cat stretching their lower back to the extreme, then stretching forward while sticking their leg out and stretching their toes. This is a very accurate representation of a post-nap stretch. Artist unknown
Two photos of a couple of orange cats resting on a couch while the left kitty is using the right on as a pillow. Top imahe shows the left cat, labeled "another one", yawning with its mouth open next to the right cat, labeled "the dust". Bottom photo shows the left kitty now resting on the other (but as if they just chomped them), and now the right kitty is yawning (but as if yelled from being bite) Joke spoiler: another one bites the dust
Two photos of a couple of orange cats resting on a couch while the left kitty is using the right on as a pillow. Top imahe shows the left cat, labeled "another one", yawning with its mouth open next to the right cat, labeled "the dust". Bottom photo shows the left kitty now resting on the other (but as if they just chomped them), and now the right kitty is yawning (but as if yelled from being bite) Joke spoiler: another one bites the dust
My masterpiece of a drawing of an orange cat loafing (exxept I used emoji 👁️ for eyes) with NEVER SLOP above the kitty (with the P being below the O because I ran out of space)
My masterpiece of a drawing of an orange cat loafing (exxept I used emoji 👁️ for eyes) with NEVER SLOP above the kitty (with the P being below the O because I ran out of space)
Video from jijibellsdrama of their cat, Jiji, limping while hopping with one paw in the air like that are injured. She is not. She's just being a drama queen because her paws is wet.
VideoVideo from jijibellsdrama of their cat, Jiji, limping while hopping with one paw in the air like that are injured. She is not. She's just being a drama queen because her paws is wet.
Photo of a tabby cat, basking in the sun with its eyes barely open and tongue sticking out.
Photo of a tabby cat, basking in the sun with its eyes barely open and tongue sticking out.
Extreme close-up photo by Mary-Mariah⁩ of her cat laying on bed with her legs & high-heel, black boots in the air (making it look like it's the kitty's human legs). The tabby is smiling with its vampire teeth and does indeed look cute (like all cats!)
Extreme close-up photo by Mary-Mariah⁩ of her cat laying on bed with her legs & high-heel, black boots in the air (making it look like it's the kitty's human legs). The tabby is smiling with its vampire teeth and does indeed look cute (like all cats!)
Photo of an orange cat munching on a corn on the cob with the caption: You're afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob
Photo of an orange cat munching on a corn on the cob with the caption: You're afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob
Photo of a security camera mounted high up on a wall next to a hole with a cat head peaking out of it. Security kitty hard at work.
Photo of a security camera mounted high up on a wall next to a hole with a cat head peaking out of it. Security kitty hard at work.
Pixel drawing of a cat girl sitting and looking to the side. "use your words" fine. meow meow meow
Pixel drawing of a cat girl sitting and looking to the side. "use your words" fine. meow meow meow
Video of a cat laying down at the back of a table next to a wall with only half of its body visible. The camera pans down to underneath the table and shows the rest of the kitty's body and 3 legs just dangling. The cat doesn't mind laying like this and is quite comfy... somehow
GIFVideo of a cat laying down at the back of a table next to a wall with only half of its body visible. The camera pans down to underneath the table and shows the rest of the kitty's body and 3 legs just dangling. The cat doesn't mind laying like this and is quite comfy... somehow
Photo of a black cat loafing inside of an open violin case. If not for kitty, then why kitty sized?
Photo of a black cat loafing inside of an open violin case. If not for kitty, then why kitty sized?
Three panel comic by stealingpotatoes of Lady Normalgirl and her Eunuch (black cat) [Lady Normalgirl (crying)]: Ah, dear Eunuch, the state of the world seemeth rather terrible. [Kitty (Eunuch)]: Ah yes, but in tough times, there is one thing thou must always remember: I am a fluffy baby [Lady Normalgirl]: Ough thou art a fluffy baby indeed!!
Three panel comic by stealingpotatoes of Lady Normalgirl and her Eunuch (black cat) [Lady Normalgirl (crying)]: Ah, dear Eunuch, the state of the world seemeth rather terrible. [Kitty (Eunuch)]: Ah yes, but in tough times, there is one thing thou must always remember: I am a fluffy baby [Lady Normalgirl]: Ough thou art a fluffy baby indeed!!
A photo of a mama cat carrying her kitten in her mouth as she walks above a similar photo of a large CAT wheel loader carrying a small skid loader like it's a baby.
A photo of a mama cat carrying her kitten in her mouth as she walks above a similar photo of a large CAT wheel loader carrying a small skid loader like it's a baby.
plushara 13d Im really stupid. I kissed my cat with lipstick on. I washed her with cat shampoo but it didnt work. Any other Solution? Should I try coconut oil? [Photo of a sleepy white cat with pink lipstick marks on her head]
plushara 13d Im really stupid. I kissed my cat with lipstick on. I washed her with cat shampoo but it didnt work. Any other Solution? Should I try coconut oil? [Photo of a sleepy white cat with pink lipstick marks on her head]
Video of someone with an dusty computer with open chassis sitting on the ground outside. They crank up a leaf blower to dust it off, and OH BOY, does dust come flying out. The more they blow, the bigger the dust cloud gets.
VideoVideo of someone with an dusty computer with open chassis sitting on the ground outside. They crank up a leaf blower to dust it off, and OH BOY, does dust come flying out. The more they blow, the bigger the dust cloud gets.
When you thought the soap dispenser in the vet's office was your auto-feeder. Four time lapse photos of an orange cat walking up to a automatic soap dispenser, getting squirt on the head, looking confused, and finally walking away nonchalantly with a pile of foamy soap as a hat. (Braincell not included)
When you thought the soap dispenser in the vet's office was your auto-feeder. Four time lapse photos of an orange cat walking up to a automatic soap dispenser, getting squirt on the head, looking confused, and finally walking away nonchalantly with a pile of foamy soap as a hat. (Braincell not included)
Video of a black cat sitting on a table inside of a boat cabin and swaying naturally to the waves while looking at the human who is filming them. The void silently meows, and the sea-kitty wonders why they're not being pet and/or fed.
GIFVideo of a black cat sitting on a table inside of a boat cabin and swaying naturally to the waves while looking at the human who is filming them. The void silently meows, and the sea-kitty wonders why they're not being pet and/or fed.