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Three section comic by SugarCoffeeCats of a cat magician. First panel shows a white cat with a bow on its tail holding a top hat near a table with a slice of pink cake on it while saying, "Watch me make this cake disappear!" Second panel shows the white cat putting the hat over the slice of cake while the owner of the cake, a brown cat, sits nearby. Last panel shows the white cat running away with the cake in the hat while being cased by the brown cake.
Three section comic by SugarCoffeeCats of a cat magician. First panel shows a white cat with a bow on its tail holding a top hat near a table with a slice of pink cake on it while saying, "Watch me make this cake disappear!" Second panel shows the white cat putting the hat over the slice of cake while the owner of the cake, a brown cat, sits nearby. Last panel shows the white cat running away with the cake in the hat while being cased by the brown cake.
Video of someone paying for something at a bodega with their phone, but a tabby cat happens to using the payment terminal as a pillow. They pay anyway by putting their phone close to to kitty. This makes the cat's ear twitch and they hug their face with their paws, but does not wake them up.
GIFVideo of someone paying for something at a bodega with their phone, but a tabby cat happens to using the payment terminal as a pillow. They pay anyway by putting their phone close to to kitty. This makes the cat's ear twitch and they hug their face with their paws, but does not wake them up.
Video of an orange kitten being cradled with one hand like a tiny, sleeping baby. The little kitty wakes up and meows a few time at the person holding them before passing out again just seconds later.
VideoVideo of an orange kitten being cradled with one hand like a tiny, sleeping baby. The little kitty wakes up and meows a few time at the person holding them before passing out again just seconds later.
Video of a fluffy kitten rubbing its head against the face of a smiling someone with blue & teal hair. The kitty then approaches the person filming and meows loudly for attention (which makes the first person lose it while laughing)
VideoVideo of a fluffy kitten rubbing its head against the face of a smiling someone with blue & teal hair. The kitty then approaches the person filming and meows loudly for attention (which makes the first person lose it while laughing)
Two photos of an orange & white cat who, in their not so well thought out curiosity, decided to see what the bar of soap in the bathtub tasted like. The first photo shows them chomping the soap, while the second one shows them regretting their actions with ears back and mouth open.
Two photos of an orange & white cat who, in their not so well thought out curiosity, decided to see what the bar of soap in the bathtub tasted like. The first photo shows them chomping the soap, while the second one shows them regretting their actions with ears back and mouth open.
Photo of a black cat peaking out of a hole from the corner of a narrow USPS priority mail postage box that is standing on its side.
Photo of a black cat peaking out of a hole from the corner of a narrow USPS priority mail postage box that is standing on its side.
Red fox laying down on some straw, looking up at the camera, and then going "aaaaah" to the viewer
VideoRed fox laying down on some straw, looking up at the camera, and then going "aaaaah" to the viewer
Photo of two cats, one tabby and one black, curled up like a loaf of bread while laying on the carpet by some stairs going down. The cats, facing towards each other, invoke the scene from The Neverending Story with those yellow statues that shoot lasers at anyone unworthy. Run Atrayu!!
Photo of two cats, one tabby and one black, curled up like a loaf of bread while laying on the carpet by some stairs going down. The cats, facing towards each other, invoke the scene from The Neverending Story with those yellow statues that shoot lasers at anyone unworthy. Run Atrayu!!
Photo of an orange cat in a long rectangular box, the exact size of the kitty all stretched out.
Photo of an orange cat in a long rectangular box, the exact size of the kitty all stretched out.
Photo of a fluffy cat laying on its side by a window. On the floor next to the chunky kitty are nine cat-shaped hair wads made from the brushed off fuzz. The cloning process was a success!
Photo of a fluffy cat laying on its side by a window. On the floor next to the chunky kitty are nine cat-shaped hair wads made from the brushed off fuzz. The cloning process was a success!
Photo of a cat that completely destroyed some blinds and is laying in them like it's a hammock. The little chaos gremlin has zero shame and guilt is incomprehensible to them.
Photo of a cat that completely destroyed some blinds and is laying in them like it's a hammock. The little chaos gremlin has zero shame and guilt is incomprehensible to them.
Photo of a cat laying on a bed with one front paw dramaticly stretched forward, claws out. The other paw rests on the middle of the extend one, almost like the kitty is crossing its arms some, and both are blurry slightly since the camera focus is on the pretty kitty's face.
Photo of a cat laying on a bed with one front paw dramaticly stretched forward, claws out. The other paw rests on the middle of the extend one, almost like the kitty is crossing its arms some, and both are blurry slightly since the camera focus is on the pretty kitty's face.
The video features a white duck with a bright orange beak, held in a person's hand. The duck appears calm and content, however, when the duck quacks, it disappears into the spacetime continuum with a reverb in its parting quack.
VideoThe video features a white duck with a bright orange beak, held in a person's hand. The duck appears calm and content, however, when the duck quacks, it disappears into the spacetime continuum with a reverb in its parting quack.
Photo of someone in a bathtub with a wet cat that's trying to climb over there shoulder to escape. The human's mouth is open like he's screaming in pain at the discovery that cats claws are not just for show.
Photo of someone in a bathtub with a wet cat that's trying to climb over there shoulder to escape. The human's mouth is open like he's screaming in pain at the discovery that cats claws are not just for show.
Photo of a cat laying in the straight line making it look like it has no arms and legs, like a snake.
Photo of a cat laying in the straight line making it look like it has no arms and legs, like a snake.
Video of a fluffy orange and white cat unspooling a paper towel on a holder. You hear someone off screen telling the cat to stop it, which only causes the kitty to do it faster.
VideoVideo of a fluffy orange and white cat unspooling a paper towel on a holder. You hear someone off screen telling the cat to stop it, which only causes the kitty to do it faster.
[Video of a tiny, fluffy black kitten sitting on a bed while looking around.] Now somebody Anybody Everybody SCREAM [Video cuts to the little void kitty cat meowing as loud as it can (which isn't very) while on the floor.]
Video[Video of a tiny, fluffy black kitten sitting on a bed while looking around.] Now somebody Anybody Everybody SCREAM [Video cuts to the little void kitty cat meowing as loud as it can (which isn't very) while on the floor.]
Super cute video of a tiny kitty cat curling and snuggling up next to someone's neck and long hair to enjoy the warmth.
GIFSuper cute video of a tiny kitty cat curling and snuggling up next to someone's neck and long hair to enjoy the warmth.
Video of two cops walking towards the forest at night while using flashlights, only to scrabble away in fear when some distance spooky screaming scares the mess out of them. What's the 10-4 code for NOPE?
VideoVideo of two cops walking towards the forest at night while using flashlights, only to scrabble away in fear when some distance spooky screaming scares the mess out of them. What's the 10-4 code for NOPE?
Video of someone opening the door to a large cat play center. There are close to 100 kitties all across the room, staring back with their reflective eye balls. The contents of the room are pretty neat, too: scratching posts, cat beds, exercise wheels, wall climbers, etc.
GIFVideo of someone opening the door to a large cat play center. There are close to 100 kitties all across the room, staring back with their reflective eye balls. The contents of the room are pretty neat, too: scratching posts, cat beds, exercise wheels, wall climbers, etc.