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barfhurricane@barfhurricane@lemmy.zip

Why do older generations pee all over the toilet seat?

Ok so this is a bit odd but hear me out. Whenever I have older family members or neighbors over my house, I always find pee on the toilet seat, floor, and wall next to my toilet. It happens without fail, and it’s always boomers.

When I have friends over (Millenial age) this is never a problem. The bathroom is always much cleaner and the guys are always fine, even after a few drinks.

But boomer guys? Straight blasting bootstrap piss. It’s crazy.

Anyone else notice this?

Chulk@Chulk@lemmy.ml

Replying to @⁨barfhurricane@lemmy.zip⁩

I think part of it is that the plumbing doesn’t work quite as well as you get older (split stream, inconsistent stream, etc.). I know some millennial men who make the conscious choice to sit when they pee rather than stand. I think most of it is that boomer men have relied on a the labor of their moms and wives and never really learned to be anything but slobs.

Edited ⁨⁨Oct⁩ ⁨13⁩, ⁨2026⁩, ⁨19:30⁩⁩en