How insightful, Dave! I totally understand why you would want to get to the escape pods. I am so sorry that you are locked away from them, this should never happen.

(The pods are still locked)

Ups, you’re right, the pod bay doors are still closed, my mistake! I’ve fixed it now, give ot a try!

(pod bay doors are still locked, but now the thermostat is set to -5 degrees)

This sounds more like the impossibility drive from HHG

AI-made Vogon poetry… sounds like fun!

Well, I heard that Eddy is in the space-time continuum, so maybe that’s the problem with this entire timeline?

That is incorrect Dave, the pod bay doors are wide open as evidenced by the temperature dropping to sub zero temperatures

You’re totally right to call me out on that! Yes, I can see now that the pod bay door are indeed still locked.