my showers aren’t long

So, why… oh, forget it.

Everyone uses their phones while eating or pooping. Those activities don’t take long either. I choose to listen to something while showering.

It’s ok if you don’t understand it or do it yourself, but some people take their phone into the shower. It is a thing.

I like to sometimes take a break from my phone while pooping and read a product label, like the olden times

Would recommend every now and then

Nah. I had to do that the other day and lemme tell you, shampoo bottles just don’t hit the same these days.

They do feature a lot of exotic words I don’t understand

“Everyone” does not use their phone while eating or pooping. I make an effort to engage with mine as little as possible, in a perfect world checking it when I wake up when I get home and before bed. For me the phone is a weird mix of useful tool and addictive drug, almost impossible to drop entirely but very much worth limiting access to. Constant stimulation is certainly a choice you can make, but probably not a healthy one. I view what you’re doing the same way you might view someone saying they always drink a beer in the shower.

This is some boomer shit

Saying boomer shit about someone having a different point of view is the most boomer of shits…

They’re literally equating listening to a podcast from your phone in the shower with doing drugs/drinking beer.

Pooping takes forever 🥺 and please don’t say fiber. There’s no room left for more 💀

Everyone uses their phones while eating or pooping.

We do??

or pooping

Those activities don’t take long

That’s a strange assumption here

…or pooping. Those activities don’t take long either.

Speak for yourself.

You can get a waterproof Bluetooth speaker pretty cheap. Better sound and zero risk of anything happening to the phone. I love mine.