To shave your butthole via camera

I do it all the time. Before smart phones were a thing I had a water proof shower radio. Now I use the phone for the same thing. Mostly listening to news or a podcast or something. Sometime it’s a Nebula video, but in the shower I’d just be listening to it like a podcast anyway. Before phones were waterproof I used to use a waterproof Bluetooth speaker.

I’ve never had steam cause a problem, but then again my showers aren’t long, aren’t very hot and my phone is kept pretty high up and out of the way.

my showers aren’t long

So, why… oh, forget it.

Everyone uses their phones while eating or pooping. Those activities don’t take long either. I choose to listen to something while showering.

It’s ok if you don’t understand it or do it yourself, but some people take their phone into the shower. It is a thing.

I like to sometimes take a break from my phone while pooping and read a product label, like the olden times

Would recommend every now and then

Nah. I had to do that the other day and lemme tell you, shampoo bottles just don’t hit the same these days.

They do feature a lot of exotic words I don’t understand

“Everyone” does not use their phone while eating or pooping. I make an effort to engage with mine as little as possible, in a perfect world checking it when I wake up when I get home and before bed. For me the phone is a weird mix of useful tool and addictive drug, almost impossible to drop entirely but very much worth limiting access to. Constant stimulation is certainly a choice you can make, but probably not a healthy one. I view what you’re doing the same way you might view someone saying they always drink a beer in the shower.

This is some boomer shit

Saying boomer shit about someone having a different point of view is the most boomer of shits…

They’re literally equating listening to a podcast from your phone in the shower with doing drugs/drinking beer.

Pooping takes forever 🥺 and please don’t say fiber. There’s no room left for more 💀

Everyone uses their phones while eating or pooping.

We do??

or pooping

Those activities don’t take long

That’s a strange assumption here

…or pooping. Those activities don’t take long either.

Speak for yourself.

You can get a waterproof Bluetooth speaker pretty cheap. Better sound and zero risk of anything happening to the phone. I love mine.

Exactly. This is how I find out people bring their phones into the shower.

It’s fine, my screens need conditioner

Came here to say just that. I’m a grown ass man, I just take me in the showed.

How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That’s dirty

Next you’ll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.

How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit?

Obviously you do what 99.99999999% of people do. Nothing. Never clean it. Ever. From the day you buy it. At most you wipe the screen with some water. Maybe windex.

Source: Repaired cell phones for years.

I would recommend sanitizing wipes for that. Alcohol, not chemical.

Alcohol wipes on my ass!?

That’s gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!

Like a few other commenters, I had never even thought that taking your phone into the shower was a thing until I saw this post.

Just... why? Why risk it? Your average smart phone is anywhere from $500 to over $1000, so what's so important that you're deliberately exposing it to water and the risk of dropping it (especially if you're using shampoo, conditioner, soap or any other bathroom product designed to act as a cleaning agent)? Surely whatever it is can wait however long it is you're showering for?

Personally, I wouldn't want a friend/relative/whatever phoning me or answering the phone if they were in the shower or using the bathroom.

I can understand one of the other comments about using it to listen to podcasts/music/videos/etc., and at least in that case the phone is presumably far enough away (and not being regularly accessed) that it's at lower risk. Fair enough -- I sometimes do that whilst washing dishes. Still, I think I'd struggle trying to listen to something whilst actively showering -- too much other noise.

my phone is here for a good time, not a long time

Seriously, if it survives being attached to me for 2-3 years, a little occasional steam damage is not going to be its biggest concern

Put a bluetooth speaker in the shower instead of your phone; it’s not like you can work the screen with wet hands anyway.

SInce my speaker stopped working, I’ve taken to putting the phone in a plastic baggie hanging from the curtain rod between the curtains.

How dense is your shower curtain than you can’t leave it outside the shower and still hear it??

The speaker on my Pixel 7 is plenty loud, but so is the water in the shower.

I also listen to podcasts, which are usually mixed quieter than music, and require more volume to pick up quieter consonants.

Get a little Bluetooth speaker. I keep my phone next to the speaker outside the shower, and I hear it fine.

I got a couple Amazon Echo Show 8s and hacked them with Lineage. It doesnt sound great but it at least has more body than my cell phone, so I can actually hear it. And I dont have to mess around with Bluetooth. And there’s no battery.

You think hacking an Amazon Show with Lineage is less work than “messing around with Bluetooth”? You’ll fit right in here.

Haha. I mean it takes like 15 min and then never had to mess with it again.

I’ll keep an eye out for stuff like that at tag sales. I have a media server that is unused for music. I mean, I could use my phone, but i hate messing around with bluetooth.

Not the person you replied to but I can hear it just fine…but I would rather not hear music at all than to hear it muffled through a shower curtain and a waterfall.

Speaker’s gotta be IN the shower or I’m singing my own songs

Just let them masturbate in peace will ya

Only if I can join ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I had a “waterproof” e reader that was sitting in the bathroom directly opposite the shower for a week, the battery got fucked up and the case popped off

Doesn’t sound like that’s related

That sounds directly related to the point of the article

The battery, unrelated to the humidity.

The shower is the one place where I can have some peace and switch off. No news, no noise, no immediate crises that need solving. Just listen to the running water, enjoy for a bit, feel a little bit more relaxed and clean afterwards. A phone would achieve the exact opposite.

A shower is 1/10 of a haircut on the meditative activities scale.

I buzz my head in the shower, does that mean I get 110% every time?

That sounds correct

Who the fuck pays 500 bucks for a phone? It’s a fucking phone. You gotta make phone calls and get spied by Google and everything, that’s all I see.

I read my daily web fiction in the shower while I wake up. My iPhone 10 is still going strong after all these years of steam. Hell, it’s been dropped several times.

Yeah it’s a little weird, but we’ve all gotta cope in this world

Meh. I started doing this with my iPod 10 ish years ago, continued it with an Android that had no IP rating, and still do it with an IP-rated flagship. Over daily showers all that time I have yet to drop or have one fail. I have also used them in the rain on occasion. If something happens I will consider a 1 in 3,000 occurence not bad.

Same. I like to listen to music or podcasts in the shower sometimes. I’m not standing in the water with my phone but sometimes it gets wet because I change sometime. I’ve never had an issue

To occasionally check the time.

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Yeah but then that requires spending money

Ummm…to read this post on Lemmy?

Also, I need a new phone - the steam has made my pixel 8 pro front camera all cloudy and my screen has started dying.

To be honest, that’s a very expensive solution to feed what sounds like an internet addiction. I have a Pixel 8 Pro too, and it’s still in as-new condition. I’ll keep it till it breaks by itself

Cool. I’m very happy for you.

Of all addictions to have it could be worse. But it’s actually the opposite. I love long warm showers - something about the water hitting my back whilst sitting on a stool that feels very relaxing. I have video essays going whilst I do that.

Probably the same people who drink beer in their shower.

It’s not about you I guess mate.

Plenty of people do it though.

The neat thing is you don’t have to read everything that doesn’t necessarily affect you.

Pretty sure they actually mean the bathroom, not the shower.

Keep it outside the bathroom if possible

In case you don’t actually know anybody under the age of about 35, the next time you are riding a bus or are a passenger in a car, start watching other drivers and see how many of them literally cannot put their phones down. Like even if they aren’t actually looking at them while they drive, which is like a solid 30% of all drivers, another significant chunk is holding the phone even when not in use. The shower is not even a high bar at this point.

Wouldn’t advise them to do that if they rent a car in Norway. The fine is about $1100 if they’re caught, plus three points on the license.

We have fines and demerit points where I live, but they don’t seem to be enforced often. Our cops are too busy…uh, I don’t actually even know, but we sure pay them a lot (as an organization). Traffic enforcement seems to have gone down quite significantly in the past few years.

Laughs in South Australia.

$592 + Victims of Crime levy = $700 fine if you’re caught using your phone while driving or stopped at a intersection (inc. red light)

You’re only allowed to use a phone mounted in a cradle for Audio calls and GPS navigation. (Uber, etc is a grey area)

Don’t use your phone while driving. Just don’t do it.

To listen to music. Have you never tried that? It’s awesome.

Why not? (The article says steam is a problem, so cold showers are alright)

Cold showers are bad news for dickpics, so again: why would I bring my phone in the shower?