Volpeon 
Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis. 
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
- Website
- volpeon.ink
- Speaking
- German, English
- Age
- 30s
- Pronouns
- he / him
- Backup Account
- @volpeon
- Bonus Content
- @areon
tbh maybe calling the new character a wyvern isn't right. The current iteration looks more like a raptor with larger wings
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Was für ein wildes Framing vom #Spiegel
#Bareiß von der #CDU hat keinen schweren Unfall 'gehabt' sondern einen schweren Unfall verursacht und 'synthetische Betäubungsmittel' klingt viel harmloser als "Drogen". Und er nimmt auch keine 'Auszeit' - die Staatanwaltschaft ermittelt.
Die Opfer kommen gar nicht vor.
Korrekt lautet es also:
"Thomas #Bareiß hat unter Drogeneinfluss einen schweren Unfall mit drei Schwerverletzten verursacht."
Echter Journalismus.
Das wär' mal wieder was.
Replying to @privateger@plasmatrap.com
@privateger Whenever family members warn everyone about local speed traps in our group chat, I can't help but think "just drive at the limit and none of this would be a problem, what the fuck are you doing"
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Google Earth added a weird "edit with AI" mode, so I fixed the biggest error in London.
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Wie viele Erdnüsse passen in eine Jungkrähe?
JA! 😍
(Ton an für cute Kleinkrähen-Fütterungs-Sounds!)
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Replying to @Erpel@hai.z0ne.social
@Erpel "No officer, I didn't commit arson on the BMW headquarters. It was a strategic placement of fire to generate a strong impression of customers' opinion about the not-ads! This isn't traditional arson"
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Wer zuerst kommt, snackt zuerst! 🥜
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After promising to never put ads...Haha, as if these promises mean anything at all
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so mastodon apparently did a survey back in may. some of the results are Quite Predictable
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https://e926.net/posts/4435642
Source 1: https://i.pximg.net/img-original/img/2023/11/13/21/00/03/113383533_p0.png
Source 2: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/113383533
(Reference ID: 6217)
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I might have been in the wildlife park again. The Lynxes are just so beautiful! Also the beanz :3
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Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
@catsalad Cat has replaced the transaction with a lifetime order of tuna
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NFC (near-feline communication)
GIFALT
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Point de vue : vous avez apporté un présent à Bob. Hop, hop !
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