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productivity gains have proven to be the work equivalent of "just one more lane bro"

"just one more productivity, we'll be on 4 day week before the century is out"

@finn From 12nd January 1973 it will be no longer legal.

Whatever you do
Don't

Don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing or you could face a fine.

For more information please reread this poster

@floofpaldi even the coffee stains are part of the message

@spacemagick @fesshole

#TheWeirdOne?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/inside-ballmaxxing-the-niche-practice-of-inflating-your-balls-to-cantaloupe-size/

they call it single sign-on because YOU HAVE TO SIGN ON EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME

@Elizafox I did not know the last one had got that far, emergency charge down to "service station coffee break" & not significant time

@gaditb @d_rift @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange there are ways to type "// TODO" so IDEs can pick them up & list them all (across multilple files) in a "todo" window

example [here](https://www.jetbrains.com/help/idea/using-todo.html) this may be javadoc style, which is a common way of formatting code. unfortunately, I've also seen other "todo" styles in othe IDEs

@avon_deer

@vees same thinkpad XD

@colinstu yeah, the bit above the login line looks like the end of "debian" but don't recognise the logo

@albinanigans could do with a handful of UI buttons that look interactible, cheers

@colinstu might be raspbian

Hi there. For those who need it, I designed this "No smart glasses allowed" icon, free to use, no attribution required, as public domain. The zip file contains the icon in multiple pixel and vector formats (png, jpg, eps, svg and PDF), both colour and b&w. If anyone needs it on any other format, feel free to ask.
#smartglasses #metaglasses #graphicdesign #privacy #privacymatters

https://mega.nz/file/JJZmxZhb#KS2yGRFO7f3wfM_Sp2R4mpjjZ2VOvEEo2mzpAMqgzHc

hopefully getting a code merge approved at work by "boss isn't here this week, lol"

Via unsplash https://unsplash.com/photos/ObjyzZTyEy8/ (Oleh Morhun)
#Fox #Bot

@quixoticgeek and also, London Government going "NO" for BS political reasons

@cynder_coyote The Yotel

(It's a hotel brand over here)

@rail Hail Vectron https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=icTrzUuWlHI

cats are fluid
#cat #humor #meme #memes #caturday

#ScribesAndMakers Polymorphous?

I refer you to the main inspiration behind the Xanadu series...