patter

@patterfloof@meow.social · Joined ⁨Aug⁩ ⁨2018⁩

// manchester // europe // hired geek // aws // python // php // alopex lagopus // leftist furry // he/him

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HEALING POWER OF THE RECKLESSLY LOUD MUSIC IN YOUR HEADPHONES!
SO LOUD THAT YOU CANT HEAR YOURSELF THINK!
DANCE AND SING YOUR WAY THROUGH THE SUPERMARKET AS IF NOBODY ELSE MATTERS! BECAUSE THEY DONT!
BLAST THE HEAD DEMONS AWAY WITH ENOUGH SOUND PRESSURE TO BURST THEIR EYEBALLS!

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Thinking back to high-school when an obnoxious bully was pestering @vikxin and she responded by pushing said bully away, who fell backwards into a trashcan (said bully honestly deserved worse)

Then another classmate walked in, the one that had been single-handedly responsible for setting up the school's recycling program. He took one look at the bully, pointed, and said "That could be recycled."

Fun times :3