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@wxcafe faking or badly made GPS software giving 0-0 as your coordinates?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island

oh lol, I bought a pair of vans in Rotterdam last summer & they're now spamming me in Dutch

@thibaultmol oh, I was definitely thinking of the other ICE that keeps making waves across the internet

@philpem I recognise it, but can't remember the reference

@chloeraccoon

searching for stroopwafel 'cos I've not seen them in supermarket for a while & part way down the results, past Daelman's website is Manchester Airport. DuckDuckGo thinking I'd casually fly to the Netherlands & fill my luggage with them.

@philpem government surveillance drone https://birdsarentreal.com/

@Mycroft "and he makes the fastest burger in the west"

@owashe @spottyfox that's why the sharif don't like it

@jonty I feel so secure, beneath the watchful eye

https://www.ltmuseum.co.uk/collections/collections-online/posters/item/2003-3170

@abraxas carving "eric was here" all the way up Hagia Sofia

@treat teleprinter & desk fan aestetic

@anarchiv nipping down the road for a mug of hot Jalad

@etchedpixels though only authorised for holiday let, not home

@yassie_j when teams asks ohw the call was & there's no option for "but I wish I hadn't been in that call"

@BlackIkeEagle it's really opening things up to go "the AI did it" even if the hack was 100% manual

@schratze @algernon the enemy from Fable 3, though it's more of a psychic black sludge

https://fable.fandom.com/wiki/Crawler

@4censord 2026, when near abandoned personal websites, running forgotten on a server somewhere for $10/month have better uptime than websites from the richest companies in the world

@fribbledom curl this random shell script

you will not regret curl-executing this random shell script

@SmudgeTheInsultCat there used to be hymns & movements about building heaven here on earth