mrmisses

K.

unless you live somewhere hotter and more humid than Satan’s asshole

Ah yes, Missouri

Same. I said “fuck republicans” and got ‘permanently suspended’… which is just the dumbest thing in itself

Apparently a lot of republicans work at fb

Yeah, I love my ray-bans but I don’t think I’ll be buying another pair as long as they are making pervert glasses. I feel kinda gross wearing them, afraid people will think they are the pervert kind… kinda like wearing a red hat

Welcome to the rest of your life

You know that scene in Forrest Gump where Forrest sees Lieutenant Dan on the shore and is so distracted by him that he jumps off and swims to shore, allowing the boat to crash into the dock?

Yeah, that’s Google News now. In this metaphor, Forrest is Google and Lieutenant Dan is AI.

The title made me think it was the sole surviving news source… like Forrest’s boat after the storm - being the sole survivor raking in all the shrimp.

Footage posted by Scott Margerison includes him swearing at a stranger, making sexualised comments about young women and an interaction with a Sikh shopkeeper where he talks about a plan to “breed out the white race”.

Weird, it’s exactly who you’d think was wearing these glasses

Paywall

Maybe they will offer a commercial-free subscription service.

Ftfy