Welcome to the rest of your life

Why? I don’t understand this comment. Are you unfamiliar with these terms?

Particularly that they’ve made their way into a general media article and title without any effort to define them, as if they are now a common part of the average persons lexicon, and not just cringy internet slang.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/thirst trap

dictionary.cambridge.org/us/…/thirst-trap

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/simp

You’re old, dude. Sorry.

www.npr.org/…/thrist-trap-enters-the-lexicon (2018!)

I mean, 2018 was only like a couple of years ago… right? Right!!

as if they are now a common part of the average persons lexicon

I imagine the article isn’t written for the average person, but instead a specific demographic that you find yourself not a part of.

This is not a general media article. It’s Futurism.com.

yea, they got no chill for yassified NPCs, YKWIM, tots delulu. I guess some sigmas simp 4 sludge, rather be mewing all day, no cap.

As the father of a tween, I am disgusted that I understood this.

Hahah, same here. Now you are cursed and so am I, fr fr.

I understood without being a father and I’m slowly edging towards my fifties. I am devastated.

I only had to look up mewing, there is no way it means the tongue thing

It does.

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

But I know I’m not, because I ran out. I need to get more.