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Putin casts online vote using unlicensed Windows on an American Dell PC
www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/putin-casts-online-vote-using-unlicensed-windows-on-an-american-dell-pc-activate-windows-watermark-visible-in-official-kremlin-clip-uses-foreign-dell-pc-despite-russian-tech-mandateReplying to @muelltonne@feddit.org
Me using unlicensed windows to jerk off for the 4th time at 3am.
Replying to @mechoman444@lemmy.world
We didn’t need to know that but okay!
Replying to @kadotux@sopuli.xyz
And yet you do.
Replying to @mechoman444@lemmy.world
Just know that someone at one point in time jerked off to you or will jerk off to you. This is called the circle of life. For every creature there’s a creature that jerks off to it. But at the very top of the circle there’s a creature that no one jerks off to, that’s the apex masturbator.
Replying to @musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
😂
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