We didn’t need to know that but okay!

And yet you do.

Just know that someone at one point in time jerked off to you or will jerk off to you. This is called the circle of life. For every creature there’s a creature that jerks off to it. But at the very top of the circle there’s a creature that no one jerks off to, that’s the apex masturbator.

😂

Unzips

I switched to Linux after a Windows 10 LTSC security update failed to install. It’s been great, highly reccomend. You should keep a hard drive backup, though.

If you’re on Windows 11 then your machine has a unique global identifier being sent to the sites you visit.

Yes. Thank you for interest in my privacy. I definitely don’t need Windows knowing how much prolapse porn I like to watch.

Or even worse, to tell Prolapse sites what version of Windows you use.