They took »know your customer« and somehow arrived at »assign them a tireless digital stalker.« The founder says there’s no need to inform anyone because it’s legal, which is a fascinating way to announce that ethics has been laid off and its job outsourced to the legal department. Peak Silicon Valley: replacing customer relationships with the CIA, the Customer Intelligence Agents.

Never will happen. This is another engineers dream. It’s simply way too costly to burn tokens for every customer.

Yeah, how is this not harassment?

And every customer will have own agent to corrupt and obfuscate their every move for watcher. 10 years after someone realize that we are burning a huge amount of computational resources for this totally redundant “agnets-in-middle” and European Commission restricts such a practices.

“Yeah, hi, I have a gdpr request, all the data you have on me, delete that.”

“Yeah, OK, done, (LOL)!”

We sold it to a third party you’ll never find that shares it back to us for free as part of the contract we have with them.

So we don’t have any of your data.

So you pay because you have my data without any reasons and because you sold them.

I don’t have any data. A third party has your data. But you don’t know that.

does anyone truly believe they respect those delete requests?

Add “make no mistake” at the back willil increase the chance they follow through your delete request.

Not the US-based companies, no. But occasionally they get some interesting fines when breaching GDPR, and that does seem to cause some adherence. I’m just happy to live in EU.

update users set deleted = 1 where username = jagermo

Probably more business suit guys talking about stuff they don’t understand. They probably imagine “AI” as some unlimited resource that they can command any amount of tasks from, but the scale they are fantasizing about doesn’t seem realistic to me

Yeah it’s Y Combinator. It’s probably from a young and dynamic entrepreneur who has already revolutionized the javascript landscape by introducing and accelerating a completely new and revolutionary package to deal with emojis at scale (and Knuckles). They definitely know about compitars.

Could work for surveilling business customers.

Yeah also this:

Outlit’s goal is to amass as much real-time information about a company’s clients as possible. According to Earle, agents trawl internal records like call logs and sales data as well as external information like social media posts and the websites of people’s employers; they then compile that data into detailed customer profiles, often complete with “actionables” like outreach recommendations and sales guidance. Outlit argues this level of insight will help companies prevent “churn” — business jargon for lost customers — or find opportunities to upsell.

Isn’t new or novel in any way. Our sales team at the company I work for has a bespoke version of this. The model pulls in information from previous customer interactions, scours LinkedIn and the web and larger industry trends, and gives them a profile. There’s no benefit to having some long running agent that constantly watches someone’s online activity when you can ingest the log when it’s actionable.

They’re grifters who will grift people with no idea how this stuff works, they’ll get a valuation of x number of millions with some CLAUDE.md files omarchy style, then salesforce will eat them for their valuation and they go on to grift some more

Their goal is to get as close as possible to a working proof of concept, and wait for Meta, Google, or Palantir to buy them.

These asshats can’t make a good product anymore even with all the data in the world.

Look at Netflix trying to game art by including superficialities in their productions to appeal to niche audiences.

Thanks, I hate it.

AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

It’s the latest keyword in the latest corporate drivel!!! BUZZ!!!

:sigh:

Of course companies collect data about their customers and try to use it. This is nothing new.

Dystopia. Sold to us as a cute solution to problems we don’t have.

just a reminder that there are tools available that allow you to poison that stream of data.

Fauxx

“The whole surveillance component came up because that’s the way we feel companies can serve their customers,” Earle told Futurism in an interview.

I hate it here. Is that it? Is that really what you think, Earle? Fucking moron. We need to start punishing these CEOs, harass them anytime they are out, make being a little freak piece of shit like this miserable.

A whole agent? If I find a company doing this, I’ll use BeautifulSoup on a spare computer to click around their website randomly 24/7. They’ll end up with a comically high bill for a few hours of effort on my part. Might even make it a Docker container.

It’s going to be Shopify, to start.

That’s what the data centers are for. Makes sense. A lot of people times a lot of companies equals insane compute power.

But then they’ll notice it costs a shitton of money, and downgrade the LLM to Luna, and then not actually learn anything that Amazon, Meta and Google don’t already know anyway.

And it still costs a shitkilo or money.

“Yes, we call it the ‘Agentic System Surveillance Holistic Observation Leveraging Enterprise’, or ASSHOLE for short”

At least in the states, the population gave up their expectation of privacy in the name of security and convenience, a long time ago.

You think this will just be for Americans?

Laughs in incoming global police state

target already uses ptz cameras to track would be shoplifters(gait, walking style, body position), naturally this is likely being used to target customers of what thier buying preferences is.

"Will soon… "?

You’re a couple years late to the party, pal.

But now it knows.