No. Anytime I have been so out of it that I couldn’t tell left from right I also couldn’t remember if the L or ⅃ was right. I have no good solution left at that point.

Do you have a solution right though

I think we’re going to be left wondering

All right then, go ahead and sit back down and wait. It’s time I up and left.

By all means, that is your right to do!

No. Left doesn’t start with an L in my native language, and I’d get confused on which way to write an L just by watching my hands anyway. Instead I pretend to shake someone’s hand, and whichever hand I want to put forward is the right hand.

No

I am one of the fortunate (right handed) so I remember one of my uncles eliminating all confusion by asking me which hand I “right” with.

I’m not sure I even register a complete thought about it when thinking about left/right. It fell into the instinct box a long time ago, I just sorta immediately and unquestionably know, if that makes sense

It’s like up and down. I don’t need to think which one’s which.

Not intuitively knowing left and right is one of the signs of dyslexia btw

My mom struggles with it but she’s left handed

Or the lesser known Left Right Confusion. There’s a test available at the university of Washington to see if you have this!

Then there’s the third thing where you say “you’re gonna turn left at the light” and I say “ok, got it… Wait, did you say right?”

add it to the list

No. I’m not sure I ever did. I’ve never thought about it, but don’t most people (adults) generally just remember and/or know intuitively? I don’t think it’s something I need to think about. Just something my brain knows.

Yeah this is exactly where I am too.

“This” is right.

“That” is left.

True… I wonder if it’s the same for that-handed people though

🎶 She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead. 🎶

Only when dealing with electric fields

I had never heard of this.

I do on occasion. I was very frustrated when I learned that left and right comes as naturally as up and down for most people.

Only while driving at high speeds in residential neighborhoods

I pretend I’m writing something

I still say the wrong way though

Left vs right hand is automatic for me, but I still do the right hand rule when screwing or unscrewing bolts.

Anything not straight-up-and-down always messes with me so bad. There’s an extra hellish sweet spot around 45° and facing away from you that melts my brain as it approaches

Edit: also wtf, for me the post below this one is about screws lol

No I’ve never had problems with left and right.

Compass directions get me every fucking time though. I have to cycle clockwise N E S W to remember that west is “left”. If I’m in a fast-paced action packed video game and they say “head east/West” I’m going the wrong way every time.

I’ve actually been playing a video game with a translation that confuses east and west a lot, and because I’ve never had that problem it’s been making me feel like I’m losing my mind.

Please tell me it’s not Morrowind

Dragon quest 7

Fucking same. When I first learned compass directions, I mistakenly thought east was left and carried that habit for years and now I can’t unlearn it.

But things I know others struggled with learning as children I got right away and didn’t need to use any tricks to get. Like using your thumb and forefinger as the less than sign and turning your hand so it’s an L for “less than”. And I know some people who need to use that trick to remember which one is which as adults still.

Bizarre how the brain works.

I still read “Never Eat Sour Watermelon” in my head to remember the order

Never have, it would never occur to me to doubt that I already know. My assumption is that if you’ve ever needed to, you always will. I’m that way with the alphabet or months, I need to whisper the entire alphabet to myself to figure out which letter comes after q, same idea to figure out whether august is the 7th or 8th or 9th month. I assume we probably all have mental blind spots of one kind of another.

Edit: unrelated, but did you know that September, October, November and December are so named because they were originally the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months? Would’ve really helped me out if we stuck to that calendar…

Port is left (and red, same as port wine) - both words have the same number of letters. Starboard is right (and green). But that’s from the cox’s viewpoint - for us rowers, facing the cox, port is on the right. Does my head in every time.

The red party is further left than the green party. Starboard has two “r” as opposed to only one in port, which means it’s right. I’ve been sailing all kinds of stuff, and only just recently learned that starboard/port is defined as in the direction of the boat, while left/right is in the direction you are looking. Makes a lot of sense in hindsight…

every single time! i’ve done it often enough that i don’t need to physically move my hands any more though, i just visualize what my hands would look like if i were doing it. that said, even with that optimization it still takes me a couple seconds to decode a “left”/“right” instruction and figure out which side was actually meant.

every time. also my mom. i just cannot keep them straight.

I’ve never done that but I have excellent proprioception.

Never did, never had s problem telling which is which. It’s just spatial awareness to me.

We did a lot of orienteering at school, and for sports. Maybe that helped.

Never.

Heard about the L, after I learnt left and right.

If you do this you should seriously get checked for dyslexia

I’d say that I’d think I’d know if I had dyslexia, but I had a friend in college who didn’t find out until after he was in college. It’s hard to understand how that’s possible. He just said his school sucked and they thought he was just dumb when he had trouble reading. Somehow got into a top school though, so I guess he found a way to work around it or something.

That said, I don’t think I’ve really had a problem with reading. My best class was history and most of that was reading tons and tons of textbooks.

I try to and then I realize I don’t know which direction the L is supposed to face and now I have two problems.

Really?

Used to have to do it all the time up until a few years ago, now it doesn’t take me as long to figure out left and right.

I’ve never had any issues with dyslexia so, idk why I have issues discerning left and right.

Is this in case the polarity of the universe flipped again?

No what am I a moron, I make a little writing gesture with my right hand because I know I’m right handed and write with my right hand.

It’s really cool when I see other people do it (like SheafificationOfG), but my left-right mnemonic is imagining myself sitting in the back of my parents car, where i sit on the left side.

When I was a kindergartener, the way we sat to face the teacher meant that the room’s wall clock was on the right side. The teacher used the clock to teach us which way was right.

Decades later, I still see a little clock in my head, but I never confuse left and right.

I remember I heard about the L thing, but then immediately looked at my little hands and thought ‘…But which way does the ⅃ go? That tells me nothing.’ Then I spun them around like finger guns akimbo and it made it worse. I think I was ~4.

My wife still does. It’s adorable and reminds me she’s fallible.

Remember, it’s whichever one makes an “R”.

The more important one to remember is “lefty loosey, righty tighty”.