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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)@alice@lgbtqia.space
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Dear men who think women get "worn out" from having "too many" partners,

How many times have you pooped in your life?

By your own logic, asshole.

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David Smith@Catfish_Man@mastodon.social
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Replying to @⁨alice@lgbtqia.space⁩

@alice I’d like to see them apply the same logic to other muscle development.

“Nah, brah, going to the gym is for suckers. Gotta save my muscles for when I need ‘em”

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edd@edd@freeradical.zone
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@Catfish_Man @alice Uggh, my uncle kind of did that way back when Jim Fixx died and fell hard into the nonsense factoid of your heart only having 1 billion beats before it stops. He stopped running and working out that day.

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Мя ��@mo@mastodon.ml
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Replying to @⁨edd@freeradical.zone⁩

@edd buuut, if you wont train, your usual pulse gonna be higher (and eat your «limit» quicker)...at least from what I heard

@Catfish_Man @alice

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edd@edd@freeradical.zone
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@mo @Catfish_Man @alice Yea, he's like 6 or 7 years younger than my dad but looks 6 or 7 years older and has lots of health issues. It's all pretty dumb, don't try to make it make sense :blobcatlaugh:

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