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Dear men who think women get "worn out" from having "too many" partners,

How many times have you pooped in your life?

By your own logic, asshole.

Ooo, brands want to sponsor me! Hard pass¹.

¹ Unless you're queer-owned and really cool like Red Team Tools or Ruled by Venus Ink, in which case toot at me 🩷

Good kitty.

I recently took one of my girlfriends out to dinner at a fancy restaurant. We were seated, and started looking over the menus.

I watched a waiter stop at two tables of older, white, cis-het-looking couples, both times standing attentively, asking if they needed anything, and generally looking like a waiter in a fancy restaurant.

Then he saw the two of us sitting there, holding hands.

He quickly made a beeline towards our table and, as he got near, his hands went up from his sides as a big smile broke across his face. He proceeded to chat happily with us for a moment before taking our order and bustling off.

My girlfriend says "our waiter is gay", and I say "watch him at the next table".

Sure enough. He passes a larger table and immediately goes back to his subdued, waiterly demeanor.

I love it when queer folx spot other queer folx and the masks come off. He seemed genuinely pleased every time he stopped by our table (which was frequently) 😊