my grass length is none of your fucking business

It is when it houses rodents and other animals that can spread diseases, infest houses, and cause other trouble. It is called living in a society. If you don’t like it, move to Antarctica.

you can spread disease… CEOs are also activly spreading diseases in your food…

my lawn, is none of your fucking business.

Is that a real concern that you have or did you hear that somewhere and decide to be contrarian with it

I’m coming over with a magnifier

Nah, a neighboring city has ordinance written with aesthetics in mind too. Like, it’s in the city code that your front yard landscaping has to be congruent with the aesthetic of the street landscaping.

It’s absolute insanity.

Edit: For the actual text

Entry areas, access easements, and driveways shall be landscaped to create a feeling of identification and continuity of plant materials related to the plantings around the buildings and parking areas. The primary entrances to the multi-family development, defined for this section as the entrances from public roadways, shall have landscaped areas on either side of the entrance. This landscape area shall be a triangle beginning at a point where the back of the sidewalk and the driveway intersect and running a distance of twenty feet parallel with the street, and fifteen feet from the back of the sidewalk along the driveway, and diagonally connecting the two lines. These areas may be utilized as rain gardens.

This is the kind of bullshit I have to deal with. The city jerkoffs say I have to have a more “herbaceous” front yard. There is a drought and watering restrictions to days and hours. Yet I need more grass. Clowns.

thats reasonable no?

That sounds kinda dystopic indeed

As per the summary part of the post, it’s talking about a “blight” score and HOA (Home Owners Associations).

It is important to keep an eye on the blight, Morrowind taught us that

In a sane place. Yes.

In a mini fascist empire run by an HOA? Not even as a joke. HOA rules are efforts to raise resale value, not do anything positive, or prevent anything negative, from happening to the humans caught in the middle.