SpaceX’s Terafab will rely on natural gas power plants, not Tesla solar panels

Can we not legitimize these projects that will never fucking happen by reporting on them. I know the tech news places need clicks but this is not based in reality. My space tech proposal is that we all fart into jars and send the full jars to space-x for tax credits, where pure methane gas will produced. The rockets will have a pressurized 60KM long line attached to provide natural gas as a booster fuel, then detached to be caught an aircraft carrier. This will save big $$$.

Back up proposal- we only send lactose intolerant astronauts, and somehow get dairy cows on the moon fulltime.