Companies have had 13,000+ Data breaches in the last 5 years. Lets all put our access in one of those, so that when some thief get access to one, they get access to everything.

“But Lutra, they won’t have access-access the pieces arent all there … blah blah blah”

Oh, cool, Lets put all our access in one of those, so when they get access to one, they lock us all out of everything.