To paraphrase Six: In a few hours, there won’t be anyone left to execute him.

Americans: what channel is it on?

TACO

Usians: Yeah, but they give us oil, so they aren’t the bad guys. Iran on the other hand…

The people who own EA, everyone.

Absolutely fucking insane. Stone Age barbarism on display here.

Don’t travel to authoritarian states. Especially theocracies.

Imagine having such a fragile faith that you have to kill anyone who makes an offensive comment about it.

People who are strong in their faith can hear and discuss challenges without resorting to violence.

How long until the Christian Nationalist Republican Party imposes the death penalty for offenses against Supply-Side Jesus?

They hate Jesus. It’ll be for Trump.

Talibangelists furiously taking notes

We just need Mr. Beast to pump up Riyadh in a few more videos to white wash this away.