posted in Asklemmy
Fellow mem, how often do you notice pissy pants after you get done peeing?
Replying to @CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
Never.
I’m old. I’m disabled. So I fucking sit down to pee like a civilized being.
Then I shake, wiggle, or otherwise assist things to drip out. Then clear the pipe from the bottom up and repeat. Then I’ll blot things to be sure.
Replying to @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
I am not disabled, and I still sit. Sitting is superior.
Replying to @CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
Never pass an oportunity to sit down
Replying to @CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
There’s even a German word for it! Sitzpinkler. Surveys show it’s popularity amongst German men.