Engineer says Claude Code has made his job "soul-sucking" as workers spend 12-hour days pressing enter

I would like to apply for this software engineer job where all you do is press enter. I’m willing to work from home or go to the office everyday. I will press enter on holidays and weekends as well.

1. Accept 10 jobs
2. Make a script that presses enter on repeat
3. Deploy script
4. Collect 10 salaries

I like where your head is at but I’m an Enter pressing purist. Scripts fail and don’t give you the the confidence to know your true enter pressing quantity.

If the company wants enter pressing slip then scripts are the way to go. If they want to know with 100% accuracy no enter presses were skipped then I’m their guy.