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Tryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 :ms_asexual_flag: :ms_cat_grin:@tryst@meow.social
⁨28⁩d

Why is it that the quality of a bacon sandwich is inversely proportional to its price?

Greasy spoon: £2.90. Amazing. Full of bacon. Real HP sauce. Fresh bread. Real butter.

Railway cafe: £4.29. Burned, sugary, long-life "bread". Half a rasher of anemic bacon. Off-brand, vinegary brown sauce. No butter.

⁨Sep⁩ ⁨18⁩, ⁨2026⁩, ⁨07:35⁩en
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patter@patterfloof@meow.social
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Replying to @⁨tryst@meow.social⁩

@tryst and a good greasy spoon will cook it as crispy as you want, for optimum not getting all held together by 1 bit of soft fat

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Tryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 :ms_asexual_flag: :ms_cat_grin:@tryst@meow.social
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Replying to @⁨patterfloof@meow.social⁩

@patterfloof I want my bacon to be ✨ frangible✨

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