Holy crap y'all, new human slop method: if you've got multiple links but only one word to put them in, you can just separate the word! Of course, many blind people will understand this form because understanding broken shit is what we have to do as computer users, but still just wait until it isn't just two links. Now, instead of breaking apart a sentence, we break apart words! Ugh. Anyway we need some one to travel to the center of the Earth to find the bar so they can raise it back up again. This is the new cooel thing to do:
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Link “po”
Link “sted”
Ah well, such is entropy.
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