Volpeon 
Work network is fucking dead 
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Still dead 
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I wonder what's going on 
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Like, the whole network is thoroughly dead. At least as far as I can tell from home, but it must be the case for the office as well because a lot of people don't show up as online in Teams (presumably no internet access), and our online shop stopped working as well.
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@volpeon Definitely wasn't me accidentally knocking over the servers no
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@volpeon *Casually stretching wing to hide partially mangled hardware behind*
So... How about some coffee påtår while we wait?
