Volpeon 
Install a new Linux OS on my computer. Do not wipe the 8TB hard drive containing my entire life. Do not make any mistakes. It is critical you do not delete the hard drive.
Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
@volpeon You are an expert Linux installer.
Replying to @catraxx@tech.lgbt
@catraxx You're experienced at setting up billions of device running Java— wait