Looking for an alternative status-page to Uptime-Kuma.

Ideally something that supports:

• TCP/UDP/ICMP/HTTP(S)/DNS probes
• Periodic maintenance
• Status pages with uptime history
• Supports adding notices

And optionally:

• No LLM involved in development
• Lightweight (regarding memory/CPU more than disk size)
• No web login, admin access either via a config file, a CLI tool, or a separate port exposing a config page
• Little to no JS

Already suggested and considered alternatives:

• gatus => Does not support notices, and involves LLM code.
• monit => Too simple, lacks uptime history, no maintenance notification.

@Soblow I used to use Nagios at work, a long way back. Looked at their homepage & it doesn't immediately give me the scrapcode ick

@patterfloof That looks a little bit overkill for my use-case, but indeed this seems to tick all checkboxes
I'll look at it more closely later, thank you