I thought that was obvious tbh

It’s only obvious to the 99.9% of humanity who are not oligarchs, so obviously the criminal predators will never have to face consequences for their crimes.

I thought this was every argument for child safety by everyone ever tbh

Think of the children! -Every disingenuous conservative ever

Wait…were we all not already on the same page about that? Am I supposed to gasp here?

He’s pretending to care? He’s doing a terrible job at that, too

He’s doing his best human impression. It’s not much but it’s all he has.

That’s utterly unsurprising

Whistleblower says water is wet

WOW! Color me surprised.

What? No! /s

For start, he’s pretending to be human…

The whistleblower then continued to tell another secret, you might get wet if it rains and you’re outside without an umbrella.

No shit Sherlock!?

I mean it's nice to have someone who actually knew Zuckerberg say the quiet part out-loud, but anyone who surprised to hear this must've been living under a rock for the last decade.

Corporations have never cared about the children. In other countries, the same corps that preach about caring for children have them working as slaves in factories. Don't think for a second that they care.

And water is wet.

Other whistleblower says everyone else is pretending to be shocked.

NEIN

DOCH!

OHH!

Honestly this pic is still too humanizing for him.

This is the same level of shocking scandal when they revealed that rich people were paying to have their children admitted to universities.

This is considered whistleblowing these days?

This changes EVERYTHING

Whistleblower says Wolf in sheep costume just pretending to be a sheep.

Pretty wild they are advertising teen accounts while being sued for a quarter trillion dollars for ruining kids lives.

We should now ask them if they have any evidence that water is wet

No shit. He’s a perv.

We’ve known this since 2014, when an actual whistleblower told the public that FB was experimenting on its users without their knowledge or consent, and the result of those experiments is why Meta is currently being sued.

He’d clearly sell your children’s organs to zoos for meat, then go into your home at night and wreck up the place.

The word “duh” comes to mind.

Whistleblower says water contains hydrogen

I hadn’t registered it as a performance of caring.

🫂 everyone who gets to those levels of wealth is a horrible person and a seasoned liar.

I couldn’t tell what he was trying to lie about, just that he was lying about something.

Lol, I get it now. You couldn’t read the psychopath’s face. Very relatable.

The text was equally unhelpful.

Genuinely hadn’t noticed.

Meta press release admits as much.

Every single fucking one of them does.

He doesn’t let his kids use social media. Why do you think that is?

It causes autism.

Literally the only way they can make any of this right when the bubble pops and shit starts hitting the fan is public execution.

Musk, bezos, Altmann, zuckerman, etc.

Nothing they do short of that is going justify all the damage they caused to the world, I don’t think we will be able to move past it unless they where executed, or at the very least have to spend 5 counts of life time sentences in solitary confinement with no parole, work release, etc.

Nah, put them through the legal system and see how they last in our prison system, and not one of the white collar cushy ones. Maybe they’ll end up spending some of their money on improving our penal system then.

Yeah, you are right and I know it. I more or less don’t trust that to happen though.

Yeah, but we can still vent and post guillotine memes.

I’m all about that life

Memes! We are just joking, guys!

I like how you think and I am here for it.

They own the prison system.

the android zuckerberg knows bjj he would likely last the longest.

I am with you all the way, buddy.

they all have epstein in common.

In other news, water is wet and fork found in kitchen

Ironic!

Yeah, duh

Nobody is shocked, yet nothing will ever be done.

Time for nukes from space.

Well no shit. To him, or any billionaire, empathy is impossible and even sympathy is a tall order.

No shit?

Yeah absolutely, and the more proof of what we know that we can gather, the less manoeuvring they can do to get around it. Corruption can’t exist blatantly or they wouldn’t invest so much in propaganda. It’s certainly does exist blatantly, but then it’s about a power struggle. Ultimately they need ‘us’ (collectively not individually) to engage to a degree, to say the benefits outweigh the costs. To keep using Facebook because the algorithms have caused addiction and our friends are on there. If anything overpowers that drive, and we all collectively turn away. They cease to exist. I mean obviously that’s why they try so desperately to intricate themselves in politics and weapons, an oroborous.

We need this information, collectively. We need society wide disgust.

it’s still so funny AF tho bc YEAH OBVIOUSLY lol

Mark raped the goat, maybe that was a different movie… IDK

The jig is up.

The cat is out of the bag!

Thank you captain obvious

“whistleblower blows whistle”

Jetzt bin ich aber doch überrascht.

Next they find out that meta also didn’t care about all the other users, when they rolled out the addictive mechanisms. That they needed to please the gods of revenue… I mean… shareholders.

Jetzt bin ich aber doch überrascht.

mich iel

Is this The Onion?

Case closed everybody.

I mean, you often need people with direct knowledge of obvious things to say them in court under oath.

I mean….he did get us his start by rating his classmates on hotness and stealing the idea for Facebook.

you mean the android and his human wife sitting at a dinner tale with infamous epstein, thiel, musk, and other pedophiles care.

I thought he was a good guy… Huh. /s

Many bothans died to bring us this information.

Even if this is obvious, I’m really glad more people are coming forward with evidence, testimony, and details. It takes a lot of courage to step forward as a whistleblower and I’m happy they did.

if you take away their wealth what have most of these celeb billionaires accomplished? zuck created a website that got popular that wasn’t even the first of its kind. it was just popular…

and if it disappeared tomorrow i wouldn’t give two fucks. humanity survived for thousands of years without facebook and instagram and it hasn’t been a benefit to society. it didn’t solve a problem that needed to be solved–we already had myspace and photobucket and the local classified ads.

why are we treating rich people like celebrities just for being rich, especially ones who don’t impact your life in any positive way? that’s the real issue.

i never knew who the CEO or creator of gillette was even though i shave my face every day. that guy deserves more recognition.

In other news, water is wet and trump is incontinent

Wake me up when there’s something really new news.

Mark Zuckerberg only pretends to care about anything.