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Sunglasses dont do ‘absolitely nothing’.

People will constantly cry about the fact that I’m not putting on sunscreen while they’re going out in the sun without sunglasses.

People are dumb. I could technically remove a cancerous mole myself, I can’t remove eye cancer myself. Or somehow unfuck my eyes once they’re damaged.

If you think you're able to just remove skin cancer yourself, sorry but holy shit you're delusional.

technically

If I cut the arm that has the cancerous mole on it off - the skin cancer is gone. Granted, I was thinking more carving it out - you know, the way doctors do.

No. Do not do this. This is how you end up with terrible cancer that spreads. Doctors don’t just start hacking away to carve out skin cancer. You are absolutely delusional or terribly misinformed like the person above said if you think you can just cut off the cancer at home.

It quite literally is just hacking away you moron - my uncle has had hundreds of cancerous moles removed, they literally cut away more flesh than just the mole to ensure the cancer doesn’t spread.

Fucks sake

This is you:

I could technically remove a cancerous mole myself.

Since you’re the smart one, and we’re all morons, I’ll defer to your expertise. You should totally just hack away at your suspected cancerous moles at home. Probably you should use a dull kitchen knife or whatever. Good luck!

And you’re sitting here suggesting that I’m wrong about cutting your fucking arm off to get rid of cancer.

Of course I’m not advocating that someone back alley ripper docs the fucking cancer out you trog