I hope when he gets canned they also ban him from the site itself.

He will have a golden umbrella unfortunately.

he already did, after he made reddit public and sold of ton of shares.

I’d love for Spez to have the same experience I’m having with a kidney stone.

Yeah, kinda like a long, slimy tail. Dragging on the ground when he walks down the street, getting dirt and cigarette butts stuck to it. He’d have to kinda throw it over his shoulder to keep it from getting stepped on, so occasionally it would fart sadly, right next to his face.

Sweet fucking jesus that’s not a mental image I wanted but by god did it crack me up.

It’s like Dylan Moran’s bit about the “Ideal body” from Monster (top tier stand up show if you haven’t seen it)