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wohali@wohali@timeloop.cafe

wat

"Anonymous said:"
Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch
dressing supporter | just can’t
continue to follow you in good
conscience. Why do you industrial
carpet shippers all think it’s okay to
use bland women as a scapegoat for
premium disco culture? Maybe if you
actually bothered to read the
ukranian degeneracy thesis you'd
understand batman’s suntan
technique, but | guess you’re just too
busy making free insurance
consultation posts, so whatever.
Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

junkoandthediamonds replied to:
Anonymous said :
gonna send you an angry self
righteous anon ask but with a
random word generator. Standby

with the following:
being on mobile and seeing the random
generated ask before the warning about it
made this an experience

⁨Jul⁩ ⁨22⁩, ⁨2026⁩, ⁨22:02⁩en

wohali@wohali@timeloop.cafe

Replying to @⁨wohali@timeloop.cafe⁩

triangle back

2 whyuhhhhhhhhhh

So last week, | noticed my coworker kept saying weird phrases In
meetings. Stuff like:

“We'll take this to the synergy zone.”

“Let’s triangle back on that”

“Put that in the idea fridge.”

No one reacted. Everyone just nodded like it was normal. | figured it
was some corporate lingo | missed.

Day two, | hear: “We'll verticalize that bandwidth.”

| write it down to Google later. Nothing.

By day three, I'm starting to use them, too. “Yeah, we should put that
in the idea fridge.” People nodded. | felt included.

Friday rolls around. He pulls me aside and goes:

“I've been making them all up. No one knows what they mean.”

HE GOT THE ENTIRE TEAM SAYING NONSENSE. Even the manager
threw out “triangle back” In a call.

Now the whole office is trapped In fake jargon with no way out.

| respect it. | fear it.