I am a cisgender man who just turned 50. What are the funniest names I can use for my body parts when I go to the doctor?

A friend of mine referred to his nose as his “beak” and I was like, I can use that. What other funny names can I use for my aging body parts?

mouth - soup cooler

beans and franks - jiggly bits

feet - go fasters

ears - sound catchers